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06 May 2010 @ 07:39 am
Early morning drabble offerage  
I have to work tonight during SPN! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anyone got a prompt to throw my way this morning? It's pretty out and I'm trying to fight the urge to wahmbulance-chase.
 
 
 
aisalynn: Superaisalynn on May 6th, 2010 12:05 pm (UTC)
Dean gets hurt enough on a hunt that he has to be doped up on pain meds. Cas comes to visit the boys during this time and is a little bewildered by Dean's behavior.


Tiptoe39: dean funny facetiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 12:22 pm (UTC)
Castiel was all scowls when he showed up. "Dean," he said, nodding at the bed. "Sam." at the corner of the room. "I have information on Death's whereabouts."

"Cassatchoo?" came the response from a face contorted into a loopy smile.

Castiel squinted and moved forward. "It's me," he said, not sure why this required confirmation. "You don't look well."

"Cas," Sam said, coming forward. "He's... a little..."

"I'm glad to see you," drawled Dean, his grin even larger than stupider than it was a minute ago. He'd gone from slurring to oddly emphasizing every words.

Castiel stared at him. "You are?" His face had flushed just one shade darker than normal.

Sam seized his arm. "He's drugged," he explained. "His leg's broken, so until we can get him to a hospital that's not chock-full of Pestilence's demons--"

"You're pretty," Dean declared. And he batted his eyelashes at Cas.

At that point, Sam was out of explanations.
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Tiptoe39: dean winkstiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
heeeeeee. I love that i was able to lift your mood!
Moorishmoorishflower on May 6th, 2010 01:52 pm (UTC)
LAWL

Oh god and that's exactly what happened the one time I was on pain meds, too. XD I called my nurse 'pretty' and then wouldn't stop giggling.

A+++
Tiptoe39: drunktiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 01:59 pm (UTC)
You troublemaker you. That's too funny. The few times I've been under general anesthesia, when I come out of it I'm all weepy-happy and thanking the doctors and nurses for getting me through everything and telling my mom i love her and stuff. :D :D
Moorishmoorishflower on May 6th, 2010 02:06 pm (UTC)
I've only been on painkillers the one time, and that was when I was a kid and I'd swallowed a quarter that got lodged in my throat, lol. Most of what I remember (clearly, anyways) is playing Sonic on the Sega in my hospital room.
aisalynn: Superaisalynn on May 6th, 2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
Hee. This is exactly what I wanted. :D Dean batting his eyelashes just kills me. *giggles*

Thanks for making me smile, hun.
Tiptoe39: dean winkstiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
He has such pretty eyelashes, too. He needs to bat them more often.

Thank you for the wonderful prompt!
Hiei: Supernatural : Gabriel : blow his trumpemad_maeglin on May 6th, 2010 12:16 pm (UTC)
"Oh i am SO not wearing /that/." "Of course not Sam, You don't have the legs for it. Dean'll wear it."
Tiptoe39: a.j.tiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
"Did you just say what I think you said?" Sam pushed aside a rack of clothes. "Tyra Banks?"

"Is a demon, yea." Gabriel looked nonplussed. "I did a little undercover work. Turns out when she smiles with her eyes, she's just trying to keep them from turning black."

"So we're going undercover how exactly?"

"Cycle 16 is going to be Tyra's first show with all male models," Gabriel said, as though he'd given this lecture a thousand times before. "You're both tall enough, and you fit the profile. She'll be interested. Trust me, I know these things," he added when Sam began to gather up a head of steam for an indignant protest. "Here."

Sam unfolded the small scrap of clothing. "A Speedo? Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack.. Here, Here's another."

The one that landed in Sam's hands then was gold. "Oh, I'm SO not wearing that."

"Of course not, Sam. You don't have the legs for it." Gabriel smirked. "We'll make Dean wear it."

Sam pondered for a moment. "You know?" he said. "I think I can get behind this plan. If only to see the look on his face."

(As a side note: Martha stewart is also a demon. Tim Gunn, on the other hand, is clearly an angel. If not God.)

Edited at 2010-05-06 01:05 pm (UTC)
Hiei: DC : Dick : weird robinmad_maeglin on May 6th, 2010 02:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
0.o omg this is bizarre and i love it! *hugs the drabble*, Oh yeah. you can have hugs too. ^_^
Tiptoe39: a.j.tiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
Sorry, ANTM was on last night, and dude, Tyra really does look like she's possessed half the time. Also, Dean in the gold speedo makes me want to see. Mmm-mmm.

And thank you for the hugs, they are much appreciated!

Edited at 2010-05-06 02:28 pm (UTC)
10% literal, 90% metaphor: *LOL*speccygeekgrrl on May 6th, 2010 03:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
Tim Gunn can't be an angel because angels are dicks and Tim Gunn is AWESOME.
Tiptoe39: a.j.tiptoe39 on May 6th, 2010 03:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
Now your job is to write me a drabble where the boys meet God and it's Tim Gunn. And he tells them he was a dick through Joshua on purpose because he didn't want to coddle them. "It's your job, go with it, make it work!"

Edited at 2010-05-06 03:12 pm (UTC)
Darkamberdarkamber on June 3rd, 2010 12:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
Heeheehee!
But is Tyra really a demon, or did Gabriel just make it up to get the boys to wear speedos? ^_^
Tiptoe39: evil gabrieltiptoe39 on June 3rd, 2010 12:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...
Gabriel will never tell. :D