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06 November 2010 @ 07:59 am
This meta is inappropriately sexy  


1) Are we gonna find out what is up with the creepy vampire twin girls? Or are they there just to be randomly creepy, because Kids Are Always Evil?

2) There was way too much inappropriate hotness in this episode, particularly in this first scene. Waking up to a sideways Cas? Questions about tongues? Dean telling Sam to shut his hole? And as a a cap, right after Cas removes his belt, Sam looks down and gives this "Uhhhh?" like he's really thinking Cas might try and molest him. It's just classic!

3) Of course, Sam has good reason to worry about molestation, as Cas fists him right afterward.

4) Sam's reaction shots are also inappropriately funny.
Cas: "It's his soul. It's gone."
(they both look at Sam)
Sam: (whuuu? Whatchoo lookin at me for?)


5) More inappropriateness. I blame this ALL on ace_of_spades6, because I was spazzing to her through Gchat:
Cas: "It's an interesting philosophical question."
Subtext: THAT I'D LIKE TO PROBE. IN DEPTH. WITH MY COCK.
Cas: "It took several angels to rescue you."
Subtext: IT WAS AN ANGELIC GANGBANG. BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LEFT A MARK!
Sam: "I just wanted to stop the vamps."
Subtext: REALLY, I HAD NO DESIRE TO SEE YOU ALL FERAL AND ANGSTY AND PATTINSONLICIOUS. REALLLLLLY.


6) Sam's puppy eyes are back and they are epic. Epic.

7) New term for insta-angel healing: CASTIC SURGERY.

8) Is it bad that I kind of just wanted to watch Team Free Will problem-solving in that hotel room for an hour? Oh, boooooooooys.

9) I was praying Cas was in the back seat of the Impala, depressed when Sam and Dean walked in alone, and then I got something better. Oh, Show. You just wrap up happiness in a big bow and deliver it to me every Friday night like it's Shabbos dinner.

10) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

CASTIEL IS AS BIG AS THE CHRYSLER BUILDING


CANON


*melts into a happy puddle*

11) and then when I'm recovered from that Dean mentions an angel cavity search. This episode might just be rivaling Point of No Return for most HoYay ever.

12) Beauty is Cas' eyeroll at Sampa.

13) OK, back to plot. I like the twist that Grandpa is pretty much normal. Of course, this point is slightly subverted later, but the fact is, he's not a Creepy Demon in Disguise, he's honestly Sampa. Which puts Sam's weirdness into slightly more relief.

14) SARCASTIC CAS FTMFW. "Your problems always come first." XD that's right King of Heaven, you fuckin' tell those sexass bitches.

15) "Robo-Sam" is a keeper.

16) Oh, Christian. You did NOT just go there. I'm not a Lisa fan but even I wouldn't go there. But Dean's comeback at the end? Fucking classic.

17) I love that big red truck. That's it, kids, gonna sneak up on a vampire lair? Wanna be subtle? Pick a big-ass attention-grabbing crimson truck. God, these kids. >.>

18) They're setting up Gwen to be sympathetic. Sorry, Gwen, I'm prejudiced against you since you can't seem to stop leering at and fucking with Dean. Oh, and you remind NOBODY of Mary. NOBODY. I guess I'm another misogynist SPN fan.

19) The shot of the corpse framed by the hole in the gate was an awesome show. And then there's another really nice shot of Dean with the sunlight behind him touching his face. Pretty Show is pretty.

20) Was that Gwen who shouted Dean's name? Who was that? And is she dead? But then Gwen came up and said "where were you?" IDK, that was all very nebulous. Maybe if I went back frame by frame.

21) SUPER SPY DEAN IS FUCKING AWESOME.

22) SWERVING-OFF-THE-ROAD PISSED-AS-HELL DEAN IS EVEN BETTER. UNF.

23) Sam: "............................Oh."
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
This whole seen was fucking epic. I was on Team Dean, though, I think Sam needs a slap more than he needs a soul. And "He's not Dad." BAM. ~(O.O)~ Yowch. I felt that one like a rug burn. Also, Sam's hair in this scene deserves an Oscar.

24) Is it bad that when Dean and Sam pulled up with the window wipers going, I kinda wanted to go "Asshole, Slut, Asshole, Slut"? XD

25) Dean and Sam hunting side by side warmed the cockles of my heart. and the heart of my cockles. XD They're holding hands in their hearrrrrrts XD

26) All alphas must now be called Skippy. It is their true name. Seriously.

27) Purgatory? Seriously? You guys don't know where purgatory is? IT'S THE FUCKING NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE.
.........good night everybody, I'll be here all week. tip your waitresses.

28) M O T H E R
.... erm ....
I smell a huge reveal later in the season
but who could it be?
Are we gonna get a Sera self-insert like we got a Kripke self-insert?
Or *gasp*
could it be
maybe
KALI!??!?

...Probably not, eh?

29) I already saw Cas fist Sampa. As amusing as it is to call him Kermit, do I really need another image of another hand inside him? Damn it, Show! Why so inappropriate!?!??

30) And then the fucking big reveal. OK, I was so shocked to see Christian with black eyes that I completely didn't see it coming, I was distracted so it came as a bigger shock than it ought to have. Well played, show. Excellent distraction technique.

31) Every line of Crowley's was fucking brilliant. There were too many wonderful little throwaways to mention. Also? I don't buy his reason for wanting to find purgatory. I think there's more to it. And I'm really REALLY wondering about Sampa's big secret now.

32) SERA, I SHALL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE BRINGING THE AWESOME.


Still to come later today: icons and Sim strips. It's gon be a busy one!!
 
 
 
i dream of colors that have never been seenetoile444 on November 6th, 2010 12:12 pm (UTC)
I love how you read the entire epiosode in subtext! LOL all the way!!!!!!

I've been on the NJ Turnpike, you are right!

I haven't seen the episode twice yet and I am working on my reaction now too.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 12:33 pm (UTC)
heeee! it was the first thing i thought of! you'd think demons would be very familiar with that soul-sucking stretch of land.
Laurenjabber_moose on November 6th, 2010 12:31 pm (UTC)
SUPERNATURAL:

Making problem solving hot since 2005

Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 12:32 pm (UTC)
HEIDI LOVES YOUR NEW-YORK-INSPIRED LOOK. SHE FINDS IT CLASSY AND SEXY. MICHAEL KORS THINKS IT'S BOTH WEARABLE AND EDGY. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.
Laurenjabber_moose on November 6th, 2010 12:35 pm (UTC)
BUT WHUT DOES NINA GARCIA THINK?
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 12:42 pm (UTC)
SHE GIVES YOU THE BITCHFACE.

BUT SHE GIVES EVERYONE THE BITCHFACE.
stark raving sane: tony starkarchiveninja on November 6th, 2010 05:47 pm (UTC)
IT MEANS NOTHING WITHOUT THE WARM APPROVAL OF MR. TIM GUNN.

Just saying.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 05:58 pm (UTC)
Tim was concerned about you in the workroom.
He thought it was maybe too literal. But the styling was impeccable and your model worked it, so.... he approves.
Sakurasakura_no_mi on November 6th, 2010 05:36 pm (UTC)
3) Cas tickled Sam's belly button from the inside out.
Tiptoe39: unlucky samtiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 05:57 pm (UTC)
...that wasn't a tickled look Sam gave. XD i swear that boy has had more things inside him ...

well i'm not even gonna continue down that path. :P
stark raving sane: sam-hugarchiveninja on November 6th, 2010 05:46 pm (UTC)
I still prefer Sambot to Robo-Sam, but I'm petty like that.

Last season, I totally wanted Crowley to be the Big Bad for this season. Oops.

It was probably unseemly how happy I was when Christian got his neck broke. I did a little dance.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
You. Stay tuned. I have Sims strips later that will make you cackle.

I wish we could watch this shit together. It would be epic. Next time you're in my neck of the woods we're doing a marathon.
stark raving sane: andy-salt!archiveninja on November 6th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
You. Stay tuned.

I'm chained to my computer all day, darling. (Grumble grumble nano grumble.)

I wish we could watch this shit together. It would be epic.

So, so epic. ::sigh::
pizza queenace_of_spades6 on November 6th, 2010 06:29 pm (UTC)
LOL ALSO ILU. AND GURRRRRL. YOU KNOW WHO'S SIDE I'M ON.
Tiptoe39: Sam - Jaredtiptoe39 on November 6th, 2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
I spose I do at that XD
pizza queen: Jared/laughing to relieveace_of_spades6 on November 6th, 2010 08:01 pm (UTC)
ALSO I LOVE HOW I AM BLAMED, AGAIN.
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Melanie: very happy Melmelalucci on November 7th, 2010 06:03 am (UTC)
Yay!!! ::bounces::

And: 10) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

CASTIEL IS AS BIG AS THE CHRYSLER BUILDING


CANON


LOL!!
twfftwtfwftw on November 10th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
Oh, and [Gwen,] you remind NOBODY of Mary.

How can you say that? I mean, they're both hunters, AND they both have boobs! They're practically the same person!

It all still feels a bit flailing to me, but on the whole I'm liking the season more the more I see of it...