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04 December 2010 @ 12:42 am
This meta has a boner.  


Thanks as always to ace_of_spades6 who is my permanent squeeing partner!

1) Crowley in an apron. Oh, clearly this is the Cooking With Crowley show. What is he making? Oh, fresh babies. Someone has let him know Lilith is no longer taking orders, right? Now I want fic where Crowley is Lilith's faithful chef.

2) I want a Crowley head for my bathroom. To stare at me reproachfully if I don't brush my teeth.

3) Oh, that's great. Dean goes for the liquor and SAM collapses.

4) Oh hai thar brother bondage. ace_of_spades6 mentioned that she was sad they weren't back to back. I rather like the idea that they can get an eyeful of each other all tied up. The first boner of the night did not belong to Castiel.

5) Think there was enough boundary-pushing on the sex front tonight? Seriously? "Satisfy me or I'll please myself?" Fff.

6) Reasons I like Robo!Sam #23950: he is a SMART Sambot. Very, very clever.

7) Oh, the Sam/Cas scene. The Sam/Cas scene! Closest I've ever come to shipping Sassy!! And Cas you are so dorky.

8) I loved how Sam was totally sticking it to Dean."This is what friends do for each other." Fuck you and your profound bond. (meanwhile with the proverbial gun in Cas's back) THIS IS TOTALLY VOLUNTARY. LOL.

9) I love I love I love that Dean is the one making the emotional arguments now. Is it coincidence that I like him more now than I ever have before? I've NEVER been a Dean girl. And yet here I am, FFFFing at him. It's either that he's effectively switched places with Sam, or just that Jensen's getting hotter every fucking DAY. Or, you know, both.

10) Awww, HI AMY!!!!!

11) ace_of_spades6 quote of the night: "THINGS NEED TO HAPPEN LATER ON WHEN SAM IS PUPPY AGAIN." Seconded. XD

12) And then I fell off my chair and died.
A lot.
A loooooooot.
Oh, my GOD.
CASTIEL.
you perfect, perfect, wonderful creature.
WITH A BONER SO BIG DEAN COULD SEE IT FROM HALF A ROOM AWAY.
ffffffffff.
"perhaps she's done something wrong."
be mine.

13) Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes.
Castiel: You do if you're a gay angel.

14) At this point I'm dead and I don't need the rest of the episode. at all.

15) And then in comes Grandpa. "We're not supposed to talk about it." Like the profound bond. And then Cas who is sort of looking down looks up again with this guilty expression like "Um? Dean? I jizzed my pants."
OK, four comments about the porn scene is enough. Moving on.

16) YAY "CLARENCE." AS AN IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE FAN THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY.

17) Sam is just a fucking badass now. I absolutely love it.

18) "I want him to survive." Wow, this ep is REALLY bringing the Sassy. But I do notice that Castiel is a lot more relaxed around Dean. And they get close and talk and have the eyesex and <3 <3 <3

19) I absolutely love the "hurt" eyes Cas is giving this season. They break my heartttt. And Cas needs to smack Dean around for treating him like he's their pet. But at the same time Cas kind of wants that, he likes the idea that Dean and Sam care about him and want him to be there for him.

20) Cas was incredibly pretty this episode.

21) YES, MEG, I WANT A GODDAMN CUPCAKE.

22) yeah.

Just.... YEAH.

Watched it about four times.

Paused it. Fffffffffffffffffffff.
SO HOT.

DEAD NOW.
BBL.



23) What did she say? "It feels so" what? Also, Cas was totally checking out her rack afterward.

24) I'm not allowed to comment on the Dick Cheney reference because of my employment. Please consider the implication of your choice made.

25) At one point and I had a conversation along the lines of:

Ace: I HATE SHOW RIGHT NOW.
Me: I love it.
Ace: No, I love it, I'm just mad at it.
Me: Being mad at is is sort of part of the experience of loving it.

I think in a way that's the piece of this show that's most important. It makes you mad at it and you still love it. That's a very rare quality in a show, and they pull it off consistently. This is why I'm so fucking impressed with this show constantly.

26) When Dean said "You want to know who I am?" I wanted him to continue, I'm Dean WINCHESTER. Not Campbell. WINCHESTER." As my bb ace_of_spades6 said, Sir needs to just come back and fuck everybody up.

27) "Whatever gets you through the night" - Oh DEAN. <3 Boys are more badass than ever, honest to god.

28) First alistair, then Christian... what is with the stripping demons but for their leather straps? See, this is why I never bought the argument that angels were junkless. Demons are very obviously genderified.

29) OH MY GOD SAM BITING HIS ARM SCARED THE FLYING FUCK OUT OF ME. I THOUGHT HE HAD BIT HIS WRIST AND I HAD SUCH A FRICKING FLASHBACK. But he was just being badass as usual.

30) I LIKE SAM BANGING THAT POLE AROUND. Oh, did that sound wrong? *innocentfais*

31) God, this show is going through Campbells like... well, like it usually goes through girls. Bai Christian. Grandpa? Totally not going to survive the season.

32) "Crowley."
"Whore."

Strangely enough this is also how he greets Bobby.

33) Meg: "And here i thought you just grew some balls." Well, that too. <3

34) "Mopheaded lumberjack" joins "moose" in the wonderful lexicon.

35) I REALLY want them to go to hell this season. Like, break in and fuck up hell and take Sam's soul back. Never mind that that's how my alternate Season 6 ends, well, not with the soul thing but they go to hell ... fff. NM.


36)

. . .

THIS IS NOT REAL.
THIS IS NOT REALLY HAPPENING.

CROWLEY

you were loved, bb.



37) What happens to the purgatory thing now that Crowley's dead? Is that storyline just gone?

38) Obv. Cas is still gay. "Why would I want that?" lol he has no idea. hahah.

39) "I'd rather be here."
YES.

YES.


CAS. BABY. COME HERE SO I CAN GIVE YOU A HUGGLE.
I'm SO glad they're going there with him. It's such a fab character development thing and has such promise. Plus, more hurty-eyes.

40) Sad ending. But nothing they won't get past. This is them. I have faith. After all, they saved the world together.

41) The 6x11 preview was awesome as usual, Death is still a fierce bitch, and I'm looking forward to this shit!!!

42) I LOVE YOU, SHOW.



Have at it, kids!
 
 
 
pizza queenace_of_spades6 on December 4th, 2010 05:50 am (UTC)
LOLOL OMG ALL OF THIS, JUST. IDEK. I WAS THERE FOR IT ALL SO OBVIOUSLY I ALREADY ~KNOW~ BUT:


NOOOOOOOOOO CROWLEY ;______________; BABY COME BACK.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:26 pm (UTC)
jabber_moose has a lovely theory that I think you should subscribe to. please see downthread.
saavikam77: Team Free Willsaavikam77 on December 4th, 2010 06:02 am (UTC)
When Samuel walked in on Cas watching porn, hubby commented: "What happens at Motel 6 STAYS at Motel 6." XD And obv, Cas just needs to watch to the end of the flick. ^_~

I totally expected Dean to tell Samuel he was Dean WINCHESTER, too. ~O_O~ Gods, Grandpa turned out to be such an IDIOT.

But this ep, so freakin' EPIC. XD The porn references ALONE made the whole thing. And the Cas/Meg kiss! Sweet Jesus! *fans self*
Tiptoe39: badass castieltiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
yeah. fff. That boy knows how to bring the smolder!!! MISHA. WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN GOOD AT THAT WHOLE ACTING THING. every moment he's on screen he's mesmerizing. It's hard to tolerate.

♥ Leta: Baby Octopus // Fandom Toysprettybird on December 4th, 2010 06:16 am (UTC)
I'm still sort of O_o, O_O, o_O, >_< about the ep.

Will be watching it again tomorrow after I've had time to think. There were some parts I thought were good and interesting and others where I was "Jesus fuck, no."
Tiptoe39: sexy mokurentiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
Sounds about par for the course for Show, though, doesn't it? XD

Lady Eternal: Cell Phone Photo FTWladyeternal on December 4th, 2010 06:22 am (UTC)
First question: how did Meg get Ruby's knife? I don't recall the boys losing it. According to SupernaturalWiki, Bobby uses it to kill 2 demons at Nievus and Cas uses it to take off Pestilence's ring finger in 5x21. Meg's last appearance before this ep was ep 5x10. Unless someone mentioned having lost the knife sometime during Swan Song and I missed it, I don't see how Meg could have gotten it. WTF? I call plot hole.

CAS. BAMF!CAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS. I cannot get over him in this ep. Just cannot adequately handle the BAMFness. And the big eyes. And the TOTALLY NOT GETTING THE PORN BUT GETTING A BONER ANYWAY.

AND THEN DEAN BEING PISSY BECAUSE SAM WAS IN THE ROOM SO HE COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF THE BONER FOR CAS. AND THEN SAMPA SHOWING UP SO DEAN COULDN'T EVEN TELL SAM TO TAKE A WALK. SHOW IS JUST COCKBLOCKING US AT THIS POINT.

MEG/CAS KISS WAS MADE EVEN BETTER BY JEALOUS!DEAN FACE.

My first thought when Sam bit his wrist: what happens if he drinks his own blood? He probably still has the blood of a Grigori bound to his own. That's some powerful mojo just lying around waiting to be tapped, especially now that he's got even fewer moral boundaries than when he was in an abusive relationship with Ruby Ruby's bitch.

Dean... I can't even say enough about how much I want Show to let Dean have something he can hang onto. His mother's dead, his father was a shell from the moment she died, his brother's been whumped and possessed and now could give less than a shit whether Dean lives or dies, his grandfather was willing to sell them out to get Mary back rather than accept that they were a piece of her, his lover Cas is fighting a losing war and isn't taking advantage of his shore leaves to screw Dean brainless, and his 'apple pie' life with Lisa was doomed to failure from the jump and he was miserable while he was there no matter how hard he tried not to be. Can Show just please stop Jossing him so hard and let him have something he can keep?

Preferably Castiel?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this ep was just one long leap towards onscreen explicit Dean/Cas, and I will provide copious bribes of a physical nature to any Show creator who gives me Dean/Cas onscreen. With bonus inventiveness if they don't Joss the relationship once they get it off the ground. I reserve the right to withhold redemption of any promised bribery until after I've had written assurances that sex with Dean will not mean Cas being killed off by Raphael permanently or turning evil and trying to end the world at any point in the future Show's run.

13) Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes.
Castiel: You do if you're a gay angel.


FELL OFF MY COUCH LAUGHING

Now that Crowley's faked his own death with Cas' help dead, I not only wonder what the plan is for the Purgatory plotline, but for Sampa as well.

My brain is kicking up a possibility: I have posited before that since supernatural beings go to Purgatory when they die, that can mean angels as well as vampires and other beasties. So what if Cas and Crowley are in cahoots on the whole Purgatory thing? What if one of Cas' "regrettable things now required of [him]" is working with Crowley to find it so he can get Gabriel out? And possibly even Anael and Uriel, all of whom are also archangels and could help him in the fight against Raphael?

So what if Cas and Crowley put that whole display on so that the King of Hell could go to Purgatory, and try and find his way back, marking the trail as he does?

I doubt Show will go there, but it's a theory.

The other place I doubt Show will go is that I don't believe for a flat minute that Lucifer is torturing Sam in the Cage. He's got Michael to go 39 rounds with, and what Sam did at Stull Cemetery PREVENTED the death match that Lucifer really didn't want to have to begin with. I honestly think Lucifer would protect Sam from any deleterious effects of the Cage. Besides, Cas and Crowley and Meg's dire warnings aside, how effed up and broken can Show REALLY make Sam and keep things moving forward?

And both Cas and Crowley mentioned Sam being the only one in the Cage with Michael and Lucifer. Where'd Adam go? 7-11?

Edited at 2010-12-04 07:08 am (UTC)
Wolfling: sam evil smirkwolfling on December 4th, 2010 12:45 pm (UTC)
I think Ruby took the knife at the beginning of this ep -- when she had the boys tied up.

Awesome ep was awesome and I really like where they're going with the storyline this season -- actually for once can't totally predict what's going to be happening in the final ep.

Crowley dying surprised me that it happened this early but it didn't surprise me that it happened at all. He was entertaining as all get out but still, King of Hell. It does leave the question though since he's been taken out with over half the season left... who is going to end up being the season's big bad if not him? Raphael? The yet unnamed mother of the alphas? I like the fact that the plot this season is twisty enough I don't know.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
It's a really good question. what happens now with the alphas and purgatory if Crowley's not around to collect them? I don't think they're going to drop that storyline, but I'm unsure how they're going to continue it. the road forward is unclear.

I'm just gonna close my eyes, lean back, and let Sera steer. XD
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:36 pm (UTC)
dear god, why are you so epic? please always babble in my meta from now on, you lovely creature you. *clings*

7-11 in hell is called 9-11. *ducks, runs*

I would also love onscreen Dean/Cas. *points you to my alt Season 6 outline, hehehehhe* But yes, Dean needs something. He's been broken for too long. At least he's got his baby.

I do wonder if Crowley faked his death. It seems odd that they'd just off him like that. It's not like he couldn't put on a show. And they brought the djinn girl back, maybe there's some sort of delusion going on. I know, wishful freaking thinking. But I'm kind of good either way. I mean, I like the idea that Cas can just pwn Crowley. MTGGLF.

Oh so here's a thought for you, that just arrived in my brain this morning. If Sam's soul doesn't have his memories, is it possible that they could just plunk in an unused soul?

Or maybe Mary's soul will go into Sam's body at the end of the season. Mary!Sam. Damn it, that boy is so freaking hybrid. XD

OK, I've had coffee and am babbling so tl;dr: ♥
Lady Eternal: The Slash Is Canonladyeternal on December 4th, 2010 07:16 pm (UTC)
You'd better believe Imma comment on your metas! ::grins & clings back:: I love episode squee. It's far too much fun.

Dean/Cas NEEDS to happen. Seriously. I mean, there's enough blasphemy running around the show already that they can't possibly be worried about more. I mean, what are they waiting for? Somebody to walk into Sera Gamble's office with a PowerPoint presentation and say "Honey, are you blind? They're made for each other."

I keep flirting with the idea of writing a character meta comparing Buffy and SPN, specifically comparing the Winchesters to the Slayer. If I ever got around to it, I might just mail it in to SPN as proof that there is totally rational character logic behind the idea that Dean & Cas would work as a couple and the viewers would embrace the arc without a hitch.

Crowley's death was easier for me to handle than Gabriel's. Gabriel's death both devastated me and made me unutterably furious. Crowley's death shocked me, but it didn't carry the same impact. Maybe because, as much as I have epic adoration for Crowley, I was never as emotionally invested in the character as I was in Gabriel. But there's also the fact that, the more I replay that scene in my head, the more almost... contrived... their confrontation felt. I mean, Cas wasn't even in the ep about Crowley's bones. So how did he know Crowley took them from the grave and hid them? What about the banishing sigil on the wall? It didn't look the same as the one they used during all of S5. Even with that sigil, that place is supposed to be a fortress that supernatural beings can't escape any way but physically, so where did the sigil send Cas? Other than Cas' word, how do we know they were Crowley's? Given the level of protections on the place, how did Meg just blink out after Crowley's death? Those seals wouldn't have disintegrated just because Crowley died. And Sam sent Cas in to sanitize the place, but he went a little too easily. He could've just told the Winchesters to do it themselves. Sam would've without hesitation, even if Dean would've had issues because of how Crowley treated them. Maybe Cas went in there to clean house without argument because he had no intention of actually doing so?

Let's not forget that Cas is a soldier. It is implied that he was in charge of his garrison after Anael tore out her grace and Uriel was demoted 'cause he's an archangel dammit I don't care what canon says. He's fighting a war that's not going well. He needs allies as strong or stronger than Raphael. And Gabriel is a Prince of the Cherubim. One of the most powerful angels created. And he left because he couldn't choose between Michael and Lucifer, but I doubt that means he wouldn't slap Raphael silly if he was brought back and found out what was happening.

There are too many things that don't sit properly in my brain and this show's too good at foreshadowing. Either the writers are sloppier on the plot arcs now that Eric's not in the day-to-day of it... or something's rising that's gonna have us all twitching on the floor in shock.

As for Sam's soul/memories, I'm not sure on that score. Someone else's soul would be at war with what consciousness Sam currently possesses, I think. Even Mary's, although that's an interesting notion. Takes genderswap to a whole new level. XD I think Sam's soul has memories, though. It's like the difference between a photograph of a sunset and the real thing. With no living emotional center inside him, his memories are just pictures, audio-visual recordings with no deeper meaning or subtext. His soul carries that layer of memory. Someone else's soul-memory mixing with his computer-file memories could just get confusing.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on December 5th, 2010 05:35 am (UTC)
I think you're prolly right about that. I usually have a brand-new farfetched theory after each episode, and I need someone to tear it down, so thanks for your service. XD

I really am madly in love with you at this point.... and sleepy so i will let it go there. i do love that my brain isn't too picky about continuity details... either that or the swiss cheese that was Heroes makes this seem like incredibly tightly plotted brilliance in comparison.... XD
twfftwtfwftw on December 8th, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
"Can Show just please... let him have something he can keep?"

My mantra this season is "Nothing better fucking happen to Bobby." Mostly because Bobby's awesome, but also, if I'm counting right he's all Dean's got left.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: this ep was just one long leap towards onscreen explicit Dean/Cas,"
Huh. My thought was "Het porn and a het kiss? Methinks the show doth protest too much." I like your theory better. :)
carma_baby: Silence!carma_baby on December 4th, 2010 06:36 am (UTC)
One day I'll be back in the States and able to watch SPN again. Until then, I just get to be confused by your metas and look forward to hours of viewing pleasure, annoyance, and fun.

As always, you make the anticipation tangible. Hope you're doing well, bb.

Love!
Tiptoe39: fandomtiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 02:08 pm (UTC)
I love you more than you even know. This made me laff so hard.

*snuggles* You do know you can download crap off the Internets and be an evil illegal pirate, yes? Or have we had this discussion already? *can't remember*

Anyhoo. <3 <3 <3 <3 all over yas. XD hope all is well in chinaland!
carma_baby: Chuck Clearly Evilcarma_baby on December 5th, 2010 03:05 am (UTC)
I'm glad I got you laughing. I do my best on all scores. ^_^

I consistently download crap off the internet (and I'm not even a pirate because here in Chinaland it's legal!), but my usual sites just don't want to have Season 6 of SPN. Or Big Bang Theory. For some reason, I was able to get hold of Seasons 2-5, but not this one. Season 5 of Criminal Minds is the same way, actually... For some reason, China just isn't interested... That's cool, though. I'll stream my heart out the month or so I'm in the States.

So much love for you!!!!!
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on December 5th, 2010 03:08 am (UTC)
The LJ community ontd_spnparty has download links for episodes almost immediately after they air. Just fyi, it might be worth checking out :)
i dream of colors that have never been seenetoile444 on December 4th, 2010 12:31 pm (UTC)
Loved your review! There were a lot of fun moments for an episode that was actually pretty heavy.


Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes.
Castiel: You do if you're a gay angel.


LOL!!!! Exactly!
Tiptoe39: badass castieltiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
^_^ I agree, this ep was wicked boss. REALLY looking forward to Death next episode. Nnnnf, that badass motherfucker.
Laurenjabber_moose on December 4th, 2010 02:30 pm (UTC)
CROWLEY ISN'T DEAD, JSYK.

YOU WEREN'T AROUND FOR MY...UM...WHATEVER IT WAS.

HE'S THE DEMON BARBER OF PURGATORY. AND GABESTER MAKES THE PIES FOR JUST DESSERTS FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT.

WHERE WERE YOU, MY BROADWAY BABY, WHEN I NEEDED YOU?


ALSO. GABRIEL=PIZZA MAN.

I'M, UH, GONNA BE WRITING A GABE/CAS FOR morganoconner IN WHICH CAS BUYS THE PIZZAMAN/BABYSITTER DVD, BUT IT'S REALLY A CASA EROTICA DVD THAT..

why am i still in caps?

I'm getting ready for class.

But the end with the three of 'em finally manning up and basically being all, "I'm sorry. Things are hard. How can we help? i'd rather be here."

yeah.
Tiptoe39: crowley bye byetiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf.

I LOVE YOUR EXISTENCE. YOU ARE A VERY VERY AWESOME HUMAN BEING.
THIS IS SO FUCKING CANON RIGHT NOW.

AHAHAHHAAHHA
THAT TAKES "I LEARNED THAT FROM THE PIZZA MAN" TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

ALSO I KNOW WHY I'M STILL IN CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO EPIC FOR LOWERCASE.

JJFFFJJFJF I LOVE YOU. XD


....oh fuck my icon just depressed me. XD
pizza queenace_of_spades6 on December 4th, 2010 07:18 pm (UTC)
LOL THIS THREAD.
{ embracing the storm }: SPN: Crowleymithrel on December 4th, 2010 06:50 pm (UTC)
Using my Crowley icon as a memorial
YES! THIS! JUST! EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING! And I think this is going to rival 5x02 for most D/C fic written about an episode.

Totally with you on the Sassy thing! Sam was all "I gonna keel you!" and Cas is all *smirk* *swagger* "Just try it!" Cas calling Sam "boy" OMG, so hott! Yes I used the double T!
Tiptoe39: crowley bye byetiptoe39 on December 4th, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
MINE, TOO. sigh, too appropriate.
ahahahahahha cas calling sam "boy" was just

U N F.



Boys, you better zip up, the OT3ness is showing. Seriously.

Fuck, now I want some Robo!Sam/Castiel. XD
{ embracing the storm }: SPN: Cas: WTAFmithrel on December 4th, 2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
Re: Using my Crowley icon as a memorial
5x03 not 5x02! *typos*
princess larissa: stealing fangirls ~ whitlockkorange74 on December 5th, 2010 05:14 am (UTC)
23) What did she say? "It feels so" what? Also, Cas was totally checking out her rack afterward.


I thought Meg said "I feel so clean" which makes no sense but at the same time total sense

DAMN! Do I have to watch it again?
twfftwtfwftw on December 8th, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
Hee! great review.

"I love that Dean is the one making the emotional arguments now..."
Well, Dean's always been emotionally driven. He's just also the reigning world champion of DENIAL.

"Reasons I like Robo!Sam #23950: he is a SMART Sambot"
I like smart!Sam (I like smart!Dean too... can we have him back, please?), but I like consistent characterization more. Does Sam have no instincts, or can he read anyone like a book?

"And Cas needs to smack Dean around for treating him like he's their pet."
I'm just glad they FINALLY had Dean offer to help Cas. It only took like, a sentence - was that so hard, Show? And it went a long way towards undoing the sabotage they've been doing on that relationship this season. Now if someone would just remember the existence of Adam...

' "I'd rather be here." '
"Because everyone in Heaven wants to kill me. Also, they have no pizzamen there."
(by which I mean: AW)

...is it wrong that Meg rose significantly in my estimation when she took the chance to kiss Cas while the kissin' was good?

Also:
"Dean Winchester is behind you."
What is "most common scare ending to the stories demons tell around the campfire?"

(I will miss Crowley, but if he's going to behave like a Bond villain, he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Feeding them to ghouls? _Really_?)