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22 July 2011 @ 11:47 am
Random TV Trope drabbles  
Soooooooooo I was saying on twitter the other day I wanted to do some short fics for Dean/Cas using the random button at TV Tropes, since I love tropes so much. I think I'm gonna throw some up in the comments. I'm talking really really short here, but in case y'all want to read them.

I supppppppppooooooooooosee I might take some requests too. No more than 10 tho please, if i think i can take another 10 i'll letcha know.

It's deadline day so i might do some of these tomorrow.... off I go. :)
 
 
 
Tiptoe39: dean brokentiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
The One That Got Away (Lisa POV)
The One that Got Away

Lisa sees him sometimes look into the air. When there's a gust of wind, he turns around as though expecting a bird to alight. She calls it his Commissioner Gordon look, teases him about Batman never showing up. Dean gets all huffy and says, "You're Gordon. I'm Batman." It's cute. It brings him back to himself, most of the time.

Sometimes, though, she just lets him be. And those are the times he forgets, the times he stares into space and seems lost to a time and place far away.

She expects that he's missing his brother. But one night, he's on the porch, looking out at the stars, and she slips out behind him, quiet as a thief, and just listens.

"I don't know, Cas," he says, voice soft in the night. "Sometimes I swear you're still here, you can still hear me, but..." He sighs and shakes his head. "I should have told you. I should have asked you to stay. I..."

He hangs his head and she can tell by the shaking of his shoulders that he's struggling to be man enough not to cry. "You were all I had left, Cas," he says. "And I let you go. I should have never let you go."

Lisa remembers that Dean once had a girlfriend named Cassie. Maybe he's still carrying a torch for her. Whatever it is, she's not going to ask him about it. But it burns a hole through her gut nonetheless, and she just adds it to the list of her thousands of unanswered questions.
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Re: The One That Got Away (Lisa POV) - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 07:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
9tiptoes9tiptoes on July 23rd, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
Re: The One That Got Away (Lisa POV)
This is Canon to me. I'm not a c/d shipper, but I find it so hard to imagine them apart for so long. And this is just so reminiscent of all the times dean prayed to cas during show.
Lisa is some kind of Goddess. This would tear me up inside completely, but it's apart of who he is & for that reason she accepts it.
Re: The One That Got Away (Lisa POV) - tiptoe39 on July 23rd, 2011 04:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: The One That Got Away (Lisa POV) - 9tiptoes on July 23rd, 2011 04:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tiptoe39: bible sex castiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 04:12 pm (UTC)
It Makes Sense in Context
It Makes Sense in Context

It happened like this: A monster scorpion has been terrorizing a southern Arizona town. Sam's up at the Grand Canyon looking for the ancient Native American weapon that can kill the damn thing, leaving Dean alone to try and protect the terrified local families from getting stung to death. Naturally, this results in him facing down the beast, calling it all kinds of names and generally pulling its attention from the innocents.

Which, equally naturally, gets him stung in the middle of the chest.

He manages to limp his way back to the hotel room, but he collapses before he gets to the bed, running hot and cold, the poison starting to spread through his system. A hasty prayer brings Angel EMT Castiel to the rescue, and Dean instructs him in the fine out of sucking out poison through the site of a sting.

And this is why, when Sam comes to the room, Castiel is on top of Dean, pulling off his shirt, while Dean sweats hard and screams at him to hurry the hell up and suck it already.

Really. That's how it happened.

Dean is fairly sure he will never look Sam in the eye ever again.
888mph888mph on July 22nd, 2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
Re: It Makes Sense in Context
*dies*
Re: It Makes Sense in Context - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
princess_aleeraprincess_aleera on July 22nd, 2011 04:48 pm (UTC)
Re: It Makes Sense in Context
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: It Makes Sense in Context - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
harper47harper47 on July 22nd, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
Re: It Makes Sense in Context
LOLOLOL.

*must stop giggling at my desk*
Re: It Makes Sense in Context - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Kevin Jonesmulder200 on July 22nd, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
Re: It Makes Sense in Context
LOL!

Yeah Dean! We buy that. Sure.
Re: It Makes Sense in Context - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
9tiptoes9tiptoes on July 23rd, 2011 08:59 pm (UTC)
Re: It Makes Sense in Context
Haha! It could only happen to them. No, really it could only happen to Sam. He's the poor schmuck that always walks in on stuff like this.
Re: It Makes Sense in Context - tiptoe39 on July 24th, 2011 02:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
888mph888mph on July 22nd, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
Oh god, oh god! I don't want to go into TV tropes so I can search my favorite trope for you...

If I don't return remember me as a brave soul.

Edited at 2011-07-22 04:14 pm (UTC)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
do eet.
The Soul says: - 888mph on July 22nd, 2011 04:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Soul says: - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Soul says: - 888mph on July 22nd, 2011 05:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
not plot hole so much as fan complaints - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: not plot hole so much as fan complaints - 888mph on July 22nd, 2011 06:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: not plot hole so much as fan complaints - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 06:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tiptoe39: unlucky samtiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 04:46 pm (UTC)
Does Not Know How to Say Thanks
Does Not Know How to Say Thanks

They are a comedy of errors, these two. It makes Sam groan every single time. Cas saves Dean's bacon and Dean accuses him of trying to show off. "I could have handled it!" he shouts. Castiel frowns at him, his glare saying Next time I'll let you, and huffs off with some muttered excuse about things to take care of in heaven.

Another time, Castiel very nearly gets slapped by an angry victim who thinks his piercing gaze is more like an undressing with the eyes. Dean catches her hand and says, "Trust me, he's not that into you." She slaps him instead. Castiel turns his glare on Dean.

"I do not understand why you told this woman I disliked her," he said. "Would that undermine her willingness to speak?" Dean's jaw hangs open for a good second before he has the sense to huff. Sam has to excuse himself to the bathroom to giggle.

Then, a few weeks later, they're in a warehouse fighting a bizarre patchwork of demons and renegade angels. Dean's about to get head-butted into next week, but Castiel's hand lands on the demon's forehead and blasts him into a spray of white light instead. As he does, Dean notices a demon creeping behind him brandishing an angel's blade, and he tosses Ruby's knife square into the demon's forehead.

They realize what they've done and stand back. Sam can feel the tension growing, feel them trying desperately to think of something to yell at each other about. But he's fighting off his own demon horde and doesn't have time for this bullshit. "Just say thank you and keep fighting!" he shouts.

"Uh." Dean shuffles his feet. "Yeah, Cas, uh--"

"You too," Castiel says.

"Urrgl," says Sam, who is being choked half to death.

It still takes them a minute to break away and save his ass.
Jamesdarkestnight01 on July 22nd, 2011 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks
LOOOOL omg, brilliant XD
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
888mph888mph on July 22nd, 2011 04:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks
So canon it hurts.
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
princess_aleeraprincess_aleera on July 22nd, 2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks
Hahaha, this! So canon omg>__________<

I think Dean was based on that trope. *sigh*
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks - princess_aleera on July 24th, 2011 01:22 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kevin Jonesmulder200 on July 22nd, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks
LMAO!

It's funny because it's so true!
Re: Does Not Know How to Say Thanks - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tiptoe39: dean - not awesometiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
Underboobs!
Underboobs

Gotta love Busty Asian Beauties, man. They did this whole issue devoted to sexy comic book girls, dressing up from those video games and shit. Swear to God I wish real girls dressed like that. Boobs comin right out of their outfits. On the bottom, too. I like the bottoms. They're nice and sensitive.

Anyway. So they're looking hot, and I mention this to Cas, because I'm trying to get him to appreciate chicks, you know, the kind that aren't demon skanks. And he looks at me and says, "So the underside of cleavage is attractive?" You know, in that voice of his. And I say hell yeah, sort of make this hefting motion, like I got a pair in front of me to play with. "Feels good. For her, too."

Next thing I know, Cas is trying to heft his own, only he doesn't have any. "I don't feel anything," he says.

"Well, you don't have boobs, dude," I tell him.

He says, "But it's pleasant to look at?"

I show him the magazine again, say "well, see for yourself!" and he nods.

Next thing I know he's cut two freaking holes in his shirt.

I don't know why I bother with that guy, I really don't.
Tiptoe39: bible sex castiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease)
You Can Leave Your Hat On

"You're missing the blanket," Castiel notices. "You left it in the past."

"Yeah, but I brought this back." Dean grins and plucks the lapels of his duster. He's still got the hat on, too, looking plenty overdressed for a sunny afternoon in a house with central air.

"Oh. That was my mistake." Castiel is on the bed, a bandage wrapped around his middle. He's been weak since his injuries, weaker since he touched Bobby's soul. There's the look of an addict in withdrawal about him, and Dean feels an urge to distract him, cheer him up.

"So you should have brought me back buck naked?" he says with a grin

"I should have preserved the continuity," Castiel says. "Brought back all objects that went, left everything in its own time."

"Well, I guess I should get rid of this." Dean shrugs off the jacket, whips it around him with a bit of panache, and folds it over the chair.

"That would be advisable." Castiel's deadpan. "You must be hot."

"I'm sizzling," Dean says, winking. "Admit it, you wanna see me take the rest off, too."

Castiel sits up a little straighter. "I do?"

"Hah!" Dean is laughing aloud now, and just for fun, he unbuttons the sweat-soaked shirt one button at a time, humming a burlesque, vamping version of a KISS song as he goes. "God, that feels better," he says, ruffling a hand through his hair and posing like a porn star. "Wish Bobby had a pool, man. I'm burning up."

He kicks off his boots. Castiel makes an uncomfortable-sounding noise on the bed. He must be mortified, but damn, Cas is fun to tease. His hands go to his buckle to get rid of the heavy denim, and he unbuckles, then whips the belt from its loops, a whirl of leather. "Awright, show's over. The rest of this is none of your business," he says, heading toward the dresser to look for new clothes.

"You, um, still have your hat on," Castiel says.

"Well, you know what they say," Dean says with a wink. "You can keep your hat on." He turns back to the dresser.

"Dean."

He looks over his shoulder. "What?"

Castiel's voice is plaintive, and his face is red. "I think I have another... boner."
obsession for dorks: spn: STETSONchicklet25 on July 22nd, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease)
That's ok, Cas. I have one, too

*chinhands*
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease) - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Jamesdarkestnight01 on July 22nd, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease)
I think Dean stripping his cowboy clothes in front of me would leave me rather speechless... I'm impressed of Cas for still being so conscious XD
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease) - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 09:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Melaniemelalucci on July 23rd, 2011 06:57 am (UTC)
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease)
::grins::
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease) - tiptoe39 on July 23rd, 2011 12:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
princess_aleeraprincess_aleera on July 24th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease)
*glee squee*
Re: You Can Leave Your Hat On (aka Striptease) - tiptoe39 on July 24th, 2011 02:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
Tiptoe39: drunktiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
Spock Speak
Spock Speak

So our favorite drinking game these days is, "I'd Never Say That!" You ever play that? You're sitting around shooting the shit, and if you hear the other guy say something that you'd never say in a million years, you say "I'd Never Say That!" and he has to do a shot.

This was awesome enough just with Sammy, but then Cas tried drinking with us and it was just about the greatest thing I've ever seen.

We explain the game to him and he squints and says, "I don't understand, but OK."

Sam says, "He said OK, so game on."

And right off the bat, Cas says, "I would never say that."

Sam gets beet red, and he takes a drink. And then I say, "You allergic to contractions, Cas? I'D never say that."

So Cas takes a shot. "I'd never say that," he says.

I tell him to wait, stop, hold the phone, and I try to say it's not just in the way you talk, it's about things you wouldn't be caught dead saying, otherwise everyone would be drinking all the time.

And Cas gives me this look and says, "Isn't that the point of drinking games? To get drunk?"

"Yeah, but to get drunk slower than the other guy," I tell him.

And I kid you not, seriously, he comes out and says, "Humans are highly illogical." No, seriously. Those exact words.

Sam and I go "I'd never say that!" at the same time, and then I say to Sammy, "Sure you would, you freaking Trekkie."

And Cas goes, "What is a Trekkie and why is it freaking?"

And here we go, right? We make Cas take another drink, and now things are getting interesting. Because you know how normal people tend to slur more and shit when they get drunker? Cas just sits up straighter and forgets to talk like a human being. Even more than he does when he's sober.

So he says shit like "I think I'm becoming inebriated," and "The alteration of perceptions here is quite invigorating," and every time we just make him drink more.

And then he comes out with, "I find you both very sexually attractive."

We'd never say it, but we're the ones who take the drink that time.
obsession for dorks: jen: lololololchicklet25 on July 22nd, 2011 10:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Spock Speak
And Cas goes, "What is a Trekkie and why is it freaking?"

LOLING FOREVER.
Re: Spock Speak - tiptoe39 on July 22nd, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Spock Speak - chicklet25 on July 23rd, 2011 01:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
princess_aleeraprincess_aleera on July 24th, 2011 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: Spock Speak
O.O

*blinks*

MOOOOOOAAAAAR. *grabbyhands*
Re: Spock Speak - tiptoe39 on July 24th, 2011 02:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Spock Speak - princess_aleera on July 24th, 2011 02:19 am (UTC) (Expand)