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18 September 2011 @ 06:29 pm
 
I wanted to do this ages ago. Doing it now, with the caveat that anyone can answer anyone's prompts. Just to open it up. Because people doing comment fic in my LJ makes me happee.

THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.
 
 
 
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Tiptoe39: j2 hear no eviltiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
lol u loli ;D
When they started fighting over the toy car, the teachers thought it was a lifelong rivalry being born. But then Jared looked at Jensen and said, "Let's play pretend. You're my big brother, and we can drive in that car together," and that's when the teachers knew it was a lifelong friendship being born instead.

EDIT: !?!??!!? :((((((

Edited at 2011-09-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
Re: lol u loli ;D - bballgirl3022 on September 18th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: lol u loli ;D - tiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: lol u loli ;D - bballgirl3022 on September 18th, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bballgirl3022bballgirl3022 on September 18th, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
Jared/Jensen teaching kindergarten AU
Tiptoe39: wincesttiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
ahh you're so funnee
Jared's heart bled for each and every tear, but Jensen wouldn't have it. Jared had always assumed he was just a jerk who shouldn't be a teacher at all, and Jensen probably thought Jared was a bleeding heart who had no idea of discipline. But today Jared had caught him talking to one of the kids under his breath, and the gentleness in his eyes was unmistakable -- the kid stopped crying and nodded, new determination in his round eyes, but now Jared felt a bit like breaking down himself.
Re: ahh you're so funnee - bballgirl3022 on September 18th, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Shonatoestastegood on September 18th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
Heroes, Adam/Monica, pirates.

>:)
Tiptoe39: kensei & hiro singtiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
All the gold in the world couldn't match the look in Commodore Monroe's eyes when he realized the infamous pirate Dawson was a woman. But he still had enough presence of mind to parry her blow, and Monica cursed and allowed him to back her up against the railing of the Godsend's deck. He was about to discover why Dawson was called the "Unbeatable" -- but when she landed a blow, seconds after she turned his own moves against him, she discovered for herself why Commodore Monroe was called the "Invincible."
The Soul says: - toestastegood on September 18th, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Soul says: - tiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Shelbyloveinstars on September 18th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
Gabriel/Sam; Best friends that become(are now) more.
Tiptoe39: Sam - Jaredtiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
The kiss still glittered on Gabriel's lips. Sam couldn't stop staring at them -- those same lips that had teased him mercilessly, then made him laugh time and time again, those lips that had cursed him out when Sam had gone out with a girl Gabriel couldn't stand -- and now, after long last, they'd pressed against his, the truth that had been there for years laid bare in a single moment. Sam's heart skipped a beat, and he pulled Gabriel close, a smile shining in his eyes as he bent to kiss his dearest friend again.
The Soul says: - loveinstars on September 18th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bballgirl3022bballgirl3022 on September 18th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
Suits, Harvey/Mike Wings
Tiptoe39: suits - harvey/miketiptoe39 on September 18th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
i hope you don't mean Wings the sitcom cause I don't know that one ;D
Mike's been trying for three days to make his wings look just like Harvey's, combing them and treating them with fancy oils that cost a fortune. But at the end they just look like a scraggly mess, and he hides his head in his hands, embarrassed at the lengths he's gone to. Harvey will probably tease the hell out of him -- but at least Mike can fly just as high and just as fast as Harvey does, which is something not many of the others can claim.
Kevin Jonesmulder200 on September 18th, 2011 11:41 pm (UTC)
Dean/Castiel Castiel the By The Books Cop and Dean the Mystery Writer who Follows No Rules
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on September 19th, 2011 01:07 am (UTC)
so Castiel as a misspelling of Castle then?
"No, wait, so what if you wait outside the guy's apartment and then pretend to be working for the other guy and then he'll tell you what he thinks the other guy already knows..."

"Dean," Castiel says, hiding his face in his hands, "that is not how police procedure works."

"But it's how it should work," Dean says, and maybe in his secret heart of hearts Castiel kind of agrees with him.
Re: so Castiel as a misspelling of Castle then? - mulder200 on September 19th, 2011 04:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
Pan: I have an ideapandionpandeus on September 18th, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
Dean/Castiel or Sam/Gabriel (or both, lol), the angels are werecats.

And now I will go and take you up on that 'anyone can answer anyone's prompt' thing. :3
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on September 19th, 2011 03:48 am (UTC)
and what do I know about werecats? nothing.
Sam had heard about it from Dean, but he'd never seen it himself before this moment -- the stretching out of limbs, the movement of bone and muscle, the growth of hair. Gabriel arched, mewled to the full moon, and Sam's blood pumped fast through his veins. He was fascinated, and all he wanted to do was reach out and run his hands over the sleek fur of the creature who had a moment ago been fully human.
you know enought o make me go eeeee - pandionpandeus on September 19th, 2011 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Zekkass: Cheeeeerfulzekkass on September 19th, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
AU wherein Gabriel owns a candy shop. \o/
Panpandionpandeus on September 19th, 2011 01:09 am (UTC)
Gabriel calls it 'Heaven and Hell: Pastries and Sweets' and names each of the items he makes accordingly. The usual suspects, of course, Angel Food Cake and Devil's Food Cake, but also Ether Eclairs, Crossroads Cakes, Sinfully Sweet Rolls, Sky Souffles, Ambrosia, Jehovah Jellies, Satanic Strudels, Fallen Angel Fritters and Heavenly Halvah, to name a few. And if the number of each pastry or sweet sold doesn't match the number gone from the rack at the end of the day...well, that's between him and the accounting.
The Soul says: - zekkass on September 19th, 2011 01:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
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cashay: Michaelcashay on September 19th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC)
Sam/Lucifer/Michael/Adam - the strangest persons Sam ever shared a flat with.
Tiptoe39: sam - howdytiptoe39 on September 19th, 2011 03:51 am (UTC)
He was fairly sure Lucifer and Michael were hopelessly in love but refused to admit it, and as much as Sam didn't want to be living through an episode of 90210, he really couldn't help hoping they'd stop fighting and just fuck already (hopefully getting a hotel, or being very discreet if they were going to use the bedroom next door). Which left Adam as the guy Sam ended up talking to, but Adam was a surly little bitch and tended to give Sam dirty looks for no good reason at all. And then there was the night when they all got drunk, and Michael started hitting on Adam, and Lucifer started hitting on Sam, and the whole thing felt vaguely incestuous in a way Sam didn't think he'd ever be able to free himself from, no matter how hard he tried.
The Soul says: - cashay on September 26th, 2011 10:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
SparseParsleysparseparsley on September 19th, 2011 01:41 am (UTC)
Fun!

Jared/Misha, one of them is a trucker, the other is hitch-hiking.

Panpandionpandeus on September 19th, 2011 03:44 am (UTC)
"So, where you headed?" Jared asks nearly two hours after picking the guy up.

Misha--Jared doubts that's a real name, but he doesn't have anything else to call the guy--grins at him and shrugs, saying, "Wherever we are when you find out I've spent the last thirty minutes daydreaming about blowing you, I suppose."

Jared nearly veers into the other lane, he startles so bad, but he gets the eighteen-wheeler steadied and takes a moment to just breathe--and adjust his pants--before turning to Misha and complaining, "You couldn't have told me that back at the truck stop where there was a bathroom?"
The Soul says: - tiptoe39 on September 19th, 2011 03:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Chaos, Panic, Pandemonium – my work here is done.: supernatural--priest!misha (Divine)riveroceansea on September 19th, 2011 01:55 am (UTC)


Nurse!Gabriel/Patient!Castiel (and Dr. Sam if you wish.)

Yeah, I didn't get that from your icon at all. X)
SparseParsleysparseparsley on September 19th, 2011 03:04 am (UTC)
Castiel wakes to the dry flutter of pages turning and stares through sleep-gritty eyes at the man sitting on his bed, reading a comic book not two inches away from the cast on his leg.

"Hey man, if anyone asks, I was never here. And if Dr. No-Coffee-Breaks comes knocking, I'm hiding under your sheet, okay?"

"Um." Castiel tilts his head to get a better view of the multitude of new doodles littering his cast, counting up the dirtier ones that will have to be scratched out later for decency's sake. "Okay."
The Soul says: - riveroceansea on September 20th, 2011 12:09 am (UTC) (Expand)