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21 November 2011 @ 10:11 am
An open letter to Misha Collins  
Dear Misha (& Miss Jean Louis):

I live in Northern Virginia and work two blocks from the Capitol. I have received multiple requests from friends to help them with item #130 in GISHWHES (Eight women each holding up one of the letters; G, I, S, H, W, H, E, S, to spell GISHWHES in front of a monument in the capital city of their country.) It would be a rather easy proposition for me to get together seven co-workers and trek to the Washington Monument to get this image for a team of my choosing.

But I am a patriot! And I would like, should I do this, for my image to count for EVERY SINGLE TEAM that asks me!

(Naturally I would also be using this as a personal marketing endeavor - along with each copy of the photograph I would send each team a CD of my breakout single - not yet written, but if you like you can choose the topic - a link to my various blogs and social networking sites, and a teaser for my upcoming romance novel. Hey, capitalism is patriotic too!)

So if you are the patriot I know you are - despite the fact that you tend to film in *gasp* Vancouver and want to boost the economy of *gasp* Rome instead of taking your winning team out for good old-fashioned American spaghetti - will you kindly reach out personally to let me know this is permissible? Because I don’t think I can bring myself to choose one team over another. My loyalty to my friends and fellow minions just won’t allow it!

I look forward to hearing from you. Forever a fan,

Tiptoe39

P.S. I’m not entirely serious about the personal marketing, but if you did give me a topic I really would write a song about it. Ask Mr. Speight, who has been a past recipient of my creative endeavors and rewarded me with a vibrator and some extra-large condoms!

P.P.S. Dead serious about the romance novel, though. I’d send you a comp copy but I don’t think, based on your previous public statements you’d love to read it. Mostly because there’s no threesome with pie.

P.P.P.S. I’m putting the R-rated stuff in the postscripts because I’m conscious of family audiences. Aren’t I kind?
 
 
 
Morgan O'Conner: Misha Collins laughing by hsapiensmorganoconner on November 21st, 2011 03:20 pm (UTC)
ROFL I was literally just gearing up to message you about this. XD Alas, somehow I don't see your plea budging Misha's stance, especially when he reads the bit about you not wanting to pick one team over another. I mean, you've met Misha, you should know better. :P But it's a nice effort all the same! ;)
Tiptoe39: dean funny facetiptoe39 on November 21st, 2011 03:30 pm (UTC)
If I were Misha I would take this as an insult. How dare you insinuate that he would not want to instill in his minions the fundamental values of fairness and charity to all -- and, above all, the importance of using crowds of mindless followers to advance one's personal priorities? YOU HEAR THAT MISHA? COME HERE AND PROVE THIS GODLESS HEATHEN WRONG BY REPLYING TO ME PERSONALLY. I AM LIKE YOU! I AM OF YOUR KIND!

gigantic winks at you, bb ^_^ love you mostest
chosenfire28: SPN - Dean adorablechosenfire28 on November 21st, 2011 03:44 pm (UTC)
This is beautiful *claps* I am in awe!

(negl in your position I would sell to the highest bidder ;D)
Nicole Sill: craftynicole_sill on November 21st, 2011 05:27 pm (UTC)

This is wonderful!
And if you get his to budge on his stance, I'd like to throw in a photo request for team 139!
And if you are up for sharing more, I would love to hear/see/read the vibrator worthy song you gave Richard!
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 21st, 2011 06:19 pm (UTC)
Haha! I can give you three whole versions of said vibrator-worthy song.

The rest... is up to Misha.
Nicole Sill: gleenicole_sill on November 23rd, 2011 02:28 am (UTC)
Oh good! I'm not a total loser. I've actually seen this before. Good job on making Richard's day.
Hilshils on November 21st, 2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
You are made of win bb. Pure win

*throws team 107 into the mixing pot just in case*
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tonicollinstonicollins on November 25th, 2011 03:11 am (UTC)
Um, why not just take a series of different pix with each woman in a different position holding up a different letter, perhaps on a different incline (if there are stairs). That way each pix is different and should count. With 8 people and 8 letters that's a large combination of choices.

I'm also on a team and, if you go with this, would naturally love a pix. *g*