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13 October 2008 @ 09:57 pm
Post-Episode crying, I mean thoughts (y hai thar heroes_meta)  


1) Who's the person talking plz? And excuse me, WE know HRG's name, why don't YOU?

2) Nathan Narration will become the new Mohinder Narration? I can live with that. Besides, I don't think Mohinder will be able to say much more than BZZZZZ and HELLLLP MEEEEE after a while.

3) Moses had a burning bush, Mary had angels, and Nathan has Papa Smurf. Fitting.

4) Mohinder REALLY IS Ted Haggard. He's going to fuck his drug dealer.

5) Peter snaps Sylar's neck? I yawn. Peter spits in Angela's face? I fear for the sanity of the world.

6) Oh what is up with Sylar being a momma's boy and then acting all pleased when Noah gestures to him? Since when does he need validation like he's a freaking parking sticker? You know what I think? I think there was a Mr. Muggles bodyswap scene that got left on the cutting room floor.

7) Um, Meredith? Don't touch the Sandra. You'll be generating cold ashes for a week.

8) Meredith: "Can you do this?"
Sandra: "No, but I can train dogs to bite you in your sleep, biyotch."

9) Adam wakes up and immediately makes more sense than anybody else. Although I really think he's channeling Westley. "Wait! I have a plan!!" I do hope he gets Linderman in his sights and starts talking about "to the pain." bwahaha.

10) Why is Mohinder's picture in the Pinehearst files? Someone there knows that he's playing Russian roulette with his DNA? How do they know that?

11) OMG I WANT TO BE SYLAR'S APPLE PLZ. ZQ you so sexy.

12) Yup, he's Ted Haggard. Got the stoned dudes in my romper room, now it's time to take off my shirt.

13) "You didn't come home last night?" HOME!??? BITCH, THAT'S MATT'S PLACE! YOU ARE SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE OF THE BED!

14) Too close to Mohinderlips on Mayaneck. I may spew. The only chemistry in that room is the Junior Mad Scientist set that Momo's been playing with ever since his boyfriends left him.

15) MAYA. YOUR BROTHER'S BODY ISN'T COLD YET. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

16) No matt = unhappy tippy.

17) All right, time to lay the smackdown on Claire.
Claire: "I'm badass enough to taser you."
Vortex Dude: "But wait, I have a wife and family."
Claire: "Aww, I'm moved. Why don't I sit down IN YOUR HOUSE which has no furniture and listen to your story."
Vortex Dude: "That's the story. I have a wife and family."
Claire: "Changed my mind. You're a monster."
Vortex Dude: "So what are you going to do with me?"
Claire: "...Changed my mind again. Not only will I be moved by your story which might very well be a lie, but I will actually help you contact your family. After all, if the Company was stupid enough to lock you in Level 5 for one accidental case of manslaughter, there's no way they've contacted your family and asked them to keep a watch out for you."
Noah: "Freeze, scum!"
Claire: "Wait, Dad! In five minutes of conversation I've learned his true character better than you in all your years of experience ever could!"
Vortex Dude: "Oh shit, there's a fully dressed kitchen table in here that I completely forgot to vortex away! I'll never sell the house as unfurnished unless I get rid of it!"
Claire: "Why is Sylar here? Dad, I hate you! Eeek! I'm being sucked in!"
Sylar: "Take my hand!"
Claire: "I still hate you but I am grateful, and somewhat aroused, because I always get turned on by uncles that I don't know yet are my uncles!"

18) Adam continues to be cooler than the whole rest of the show put together. And the cantina line was a nice thought. But something I can't put my finger on makes me unhappy at the thought of a "specials for hire" bar.

19) MAYA WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID. Seriously, woman, you are one bared midriff away from being The Teenager In The Horror Flick. Oh, well, at least Mohinder has the good sense to make you into a pinup girl. Literally.

20) In the chaos, Adam, being the smartest guy in the room by far, flees the sinking show, I mean ship.

21) IF HIRO ACTUALLY STABBED ANDO, I AM NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW ANYMORE. WTF WAS WITH THAT SHIT.

After that I didn't care to even write anymore. I am crushed like a shredded wheat on the kitchen floor. I need a HUG.
 
 
 
Sarah: palin?!saharafic on October 14th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)
LMAO I am so glad you posted. Because I needed someone to goggle with.
1) I'm glad someone else was annoyed by random narrator guy. And his reference to HRG. No one EVER actually called him that. Boo.
4) Yes yes yes! Oh, the thoughts that went through my head right then.
7) Is Sandra preggers? Or is it just her SoCal Boho chic?
18) Here is a "specials for hire" thought to make you smile...what about a "specials" brothel??
21) Yeah, wtf?! Its just getting to be too much. TOO MUCH I TELL YOU!

And ps: How scared am I of puppet master?! If Sandra gets hurt, there will be HELL TO PAY.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 14th, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)
i betcha sandra is immune to puppet master dude. if only b/c her constant brainwipes by the haitian have rendered her brain so warped that there's no place for him to get in.
stlynstlyn on October 14th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Awesome.

I think you're onto something with #6. The only explanation that makes sense, seriously. :D
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 14th, 2008 11:07 am (UTC)
heee!!!
burntsolaceburntsolace on October 14th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)


1) Who's the person talking plz? And excuse me, WE know HRG's name, why don't YOU?

Let the NBC host speak to the interweb fans... it shows they are listening to people.

2) Nathan Narration will become the new Mohinder Narration? I can live with that. Besides, I don't think Mohinder will be able to say much more than BZZZZZ and HELLLLP MEEEEE after a while.

It works either way... not as poetic but it is still decent.

3) Moses had a burning bush, Mary had angels, and Nathan has Papa Smurf. Fitting.

Well Parkman's father doing Father Petrelli's dirty work.


4) Mohinder REALLY IS Ted Haggard. He's going to fuck his drug dealer.

Okay...

5) Peter snaps Sylar's neck? I yawn. Peter spits in Angela's face? I fear for the sanity of the world.

You know it just showed how far he had been pushed, I think it was what I would have done in his place.

6) Oh what is up with Sylar being a momma's boy and then acting all pleased when Noah gestures to him? Since when does he need validation like he's a freaking parking sticker? You know what I think? I think there was a Mr. Muggles bodyswap scene that got left on the cutting room floor.

I think he wants to be in control of his abilities. He want to be in control of his own life, and a lil positive re-inforcement goes a long way.

7) Um, Meredith? Don't touch the Sandra. You'll be generating cold ashes for a week.


8) Meredith: "Can you do this?"
Sandra: "No, but I can train dogs to bite you in your sleep, biyotch."

Would you rather let her come along a die?

9) Adam wakes up and immediately makes more sense than anybody else. Although I really think he's channeling Westley. "Wait! I have a plan!!" I do hope he gets Linderman in his sights and starts talking about "to the pain." bwahaha.

Monroe is great because he knows just enough about what is going on to completely bullshit his way past Hiro and Ando. I think it showed him to more resourceful then last season gave him credit for.

10) Why is Mohinder's picture in the Pinehearst files? Someone there knows that he's playing Russian roulette with his DNA? How do they know that?

It the Brother(Sister) Company to "The Company"? If they can track people then they know Mohinder was associated with everyone from Season One and what went down so it follows they would be watching him. (Remember all the bugs?)


11) OMG I WANT TO BE SYLAR'S APPLE PLZ. ZQ you so sexy.

No Comment

12) Yup, he's Ted Haggard. Got the stoned dudes in my romper room, now it's time to take off my shirt.

It's all Boi Sex for you still...

13) "You didn't come home last night?" HOME!??? BITCH, THAT'S MATT'S PLACE! YOU ARE SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE OF THE BED!

More Boi Sex....

14) Too close to Mohinderlips on Mayaneck. I may spew. The only chemistry in that room is the Junior Mad Scientist set that Momo's been playing with ever since his boyfriends left him.

She did have nice Side boob... that would be enough for me.


15) MAYA. YOUR BROTHER'S BODY ISN'T COLD YET. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Black eye trick on Mohinder was good but my only complaint was that she stopped for him with out him referencing the other victims in the room cocooned to the wall who would have died.


Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 14th, 2008 11:02 am (UTC)
1) Inside knowledge fail. HRG was the name on the scripts for most of the first season. The fans didn't make the name up, the writers did.

burntsolaceburntsolace on October 14th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)

16) No matt = unhappy tippy.

There is always next week look like he is a major focus.

17) All right, time to lay the smackdown on Claire.
Claire: "I'm badass enough to taser you."
Vortex Dude: "But wait, I have a wife and family."
Claire: "Aww, I'm moved. Why don't I sit down IN YOUR HOUSE which has no furniture and listen to your story."
Vortex Dude: "That's the story. I have a wife and family."
Claire: "Changed my mind. You're a monster."
Vortex Dude: "So what are you going to do with me?"
Claire: "...Changed my mind again. Not only will I be moved by your story which might very well be a lie, but I will actually help you contact your family. After all, if the Company was stupid enough to lock you in Level 5 for one accidental case of manslaughter, there's no way they've contacted your family and asked them to keep a watch out for you."
Noah: "Freeze, scum!"
Claire: "Wait, Dad! In five minutes of conversation I've learned his true character better than you in all your years of experience ever could!"
Vortex Dude: "Oh shit, there's a fully dressed kitchen table in here that I completely forgot to vortex away! I'll never sell the house as unfurnished unless I get rid of it!"
Claire: "Why is Sylar here? Dad, I hate you! Eeek! I'm being sucked in!"
Sylar: "Take my hand!"
Claire: "I still hate you but I am grateful, and somewhat aroused, because I always get turned on by uncles that I don't know yet are my uncles!"

Oh come on, you know she has a weakness for other people who has powers and mimic her sense of persecution. That would be her normal routine.

18) Adam continues to be cooler than the whole rest of the show put together. And the cantina line was a nice thought. But something I can't put my finger on makes me unhappy at the thought of a "specials for hire" bar.


Adam was always a fun part, but I don't know if I would call him the coolest pasrt.

19) MAYA WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID. Seriously, woman, you are one bared midriff away from being The Teenager In The Horror Flick. Oh, well, at least Mohinder has the good sense to make you into a pinup girl. Literally.

Well she who has sex always dies first so it makes since. Cliche? Yes, but this show is founded on homage to that which has come before.


20) In the chaos, Adam, being the smartest guy in the room by far, flees the sinking show, I mean ship.

Well he flees only to be made a part of the Evil league of Evil.

21) IF HIRO ACTUALLY STABBED ANDO, I AM NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW ANYMORE. WTF WAS WITH THAT SHIT.

Hiro thinks he is doing what it takes to do what is right. But for all we know he could have frozen time, gone back and set up a way for it to be okay to stab Ando, or he will freeze time and go back and save him.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 14th, 2008 11:04 am (UTC)
17) How's that river in Egypt working out for you? Seriously? How many times in the episode did she switch personalities there? I'm tough! No, I'm tender! No, I'm tough again! No, I'm tender again? They could have written that scene so it worked, so she was consistent and it was a gradual change of heart. Instead, they phoned it in. BAD WRITING.

21) thus the If he "ACTUALLY" stabbed Ando. thing.
tnt6669tnt6669 on October 16th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
17) Teenagers: confused, bi-polar and not set in ways quite yet. Not a stretch for a girl who is trying to do the right thing, but not knowing quite what that is yet, to change her mind with a powerful story (even if it is not powerful to sway you).

21) The fact that Hiro did not hesitate was a remote hint that there had to be an alternate plan. That is part of their cliffhanger style of writing.
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Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 14th, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
if we all had the same opinions, the world would be a boring place <3
danny ocean: dr horriblexo_prettywords on October 14th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
There is no way Hiro actually stabbed Ando, there is no way he would do that. Even in all his "do the right thing do what it takes to save the world" there is no way he could justify that. I'm sure he froze time, he and Ando came up with a plan to fake-stab-spill-ketchup-blood and then he unfroze time and did it. Ando is fine and totally in on it. (Because even if Hiro goes back and unstabs him, it doesn't take away from the fact that HE DID IT and that's not something I can accept Hiro every doing to Ando. He might be misguided at times but he would never just murder his bff and think "well maybe I can undo it later". NO)

Other than that I have no thoughts, I was too busy WTF-ing. I like some of the stuff that happened this episode but MAN are the writers going in a weird direction.
Fish Hook Felixidoucious Sunshine Rossblown_seed on October 14th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
I was so pissed I just yelled at the TV for a bit.

UGH HEROES.