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27 October 2008 @ 09:57 pm
SLASHIEST. EPISODE. EVER. (o hai heroes_meta)  


1) I don't care how the episode is. That Greg & Masi clip made it ALL worthwhile. <3 <3 <3 <3

2) Utusu speaks fluent Japanese. Who knew?

3) That's right, Mohinder, go up, up, and away to escape.... the flying man.

4) hedgehog39 sez of Papa Petrelli: "What a prick."

5) Oh, Sandra. You just go right on being proud of Claire staying strong. You don't know half the stupid shit she's done recently.

6) LYLE HAS THE BEST LINE OF THE FIRST SEGMENT. Oh, Lyle. I hope you get a superpower in Season Four. <3

7) Elle can has moar insulation plz? (Try some Claireblood-wrapped cable.)

8) OMG that Aflac commercial. That actress is SOOOO mad at her agent. "I thought you said I'd be in a superhero movie with Ben AFFLECK or I never would have TAKEN this stupid gig!!" *emo tear*

9) Love the "Carrie" shot on Claire as the show comes back from commercial.

10) LYLE OMG WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE IN THE BENNET FAMILY WHO'S NOT CLAIRE ROCKS SO HARD. Superpowers? Seriously, WAY overrated. Claire, you wanna get your mojo back, I think you SHOULD let Papa Petrelli zap you.

11) Courtesy of hedgehog39:
Elle: "I needed help. I didn't know where else to go...
Soooo, instead of knocking or calling ahead like a normal person, I broke in, flash-fried your little brother, knocked your electric bill through the roof, and checked my e-mail without permission."

12) Mohinder: "What could drive a father to do something so cruel?" ASK MOLLY YOU SUMBITCH.

13) Attagirl Maya. Back to normal life and that means rejecting Bugman.

14) Is that Uncle Junior from the Soprano's who's doing Pinehearst's tech? Seriously?

15) A serious note on Sendhil's acting: these days he snarls every time he talks. It's the same expression, the same growly sort of delivery. He used to have some subtlety and vulnerability. Now he's getting one-note. Oh, Mohinder. I think you may have to die. To save the world. Don't worry, we'll pickle you and put you for display in the Smithsonian.

16) hedgehog39 notes: how much power does a telekinetic have behind his telekinesis? Can Sylar lift a metric ton with his brain?

17) hedgehog39 sez:
Elle: "I'm leaving..." bits of myself everywhere, apparently.

18) Somewhere in Canada at a boarding school, Molly Walker wakes up to realize her nightmare man has gone off radar. And there is much rejoicing.

19) "Dishwashing liquid"? Oh, Sandra. Why are you so awesome.

20) MATT CALLS MOHINDER ajkfljeklajfeajflk;kal;fjkle;ajfklejaflkjkl;aejfkljfkl;ajfkla

:flatlines:

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:-----^----:

:-----^-----^----^----^:

ok, review can resume.

21) Peter, how are you so stupid, seriously?

22) Oh, the Chest Button of Self-Righteousness! It pops! (Seriously, where was the superman insignia?)

23) "Hello, Mohinder."

AND HE JUMPS ON HIM


AND STRADDLES HIM



ejafkljkal;fjkleajfkl;jkal;fjek;lajfkl;aejfklke;afkl;af;

:flatlines AGAIN:

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:-----^----:

:-----^-----^----^----^:

ok, review can resume. Again.

24) OK, Matt? You are all man, and I love you. And I am wondering if I can get Daphne and you and Mohinder and Sylar to be all one big polyamorous family, because you're ALL meant to be with each other. THIS EPISODE IS RUINING MY ABILITY TO SHIP. Seriously, Heroes, your characters should just all be in one continuous orgy.

25) Flint: "YAY I GOT A LINE."

26) Sylar.... can't possibly be stupid enough to fall for th...
...what? Who am I kidding? This is Heroes we're discussing. SIGH.

27) Oh, with the hand-holding and the snarky girls and the OMG, this is totally the slashiest episode ever. I am going to start shipping Elle and Claire, I swear to God.

28) I've totally figured it out. Angela Petrelli is dumbing down her sons by her sheer proximity. It's an undiscovered facet of her power. That's why Nathan is actually acting somewhat intelligent.

29) hedgehog39 sez: "Oh no, Depowered Peter only has his wits to rely on... ... ...
ohhhhh, shit."

30) "I'm kicking them down." MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE PASDAR. fjekalfj;.

31) Whenever I see that set in Africa, especially with Hiro and Ando there, I can't help but think it's some sort of United Colors of Benetton ad.

32) My theory on Arthur Petrelli? He's trying to pull a Jet-Li-in-"The-One"-cum-Akira thing. "I will possess all the powers in the wooooorrrrrrrllld!" And then he will lose control of his body and swell to the size of a football stadium and...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

Yeah.

All in all, a squee-worthy slashfest of an episode. And I need a transcript of the call Matt made to Mohinder, plz.
 
 
 
poe: {heroes} mylar + reunitedmetatarsus on October 28th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
I'm TOTALLY ignoring the fact that Mohinder was beating the shit out of Sylar when the straddling was taking place. LA DEE DA DA DA IGNORINGGGGGG. (either that, or that's their version of foreplay)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 28th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
I think it *is.* hubby sez "some like it rough." lolz.
Doktorbwhahahabeck on October 28th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
/doesn't like mylar. XD
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 28th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
hee, then choose not to see it. I think it has deeply enriched my life, personally, but doesn't change my OTP or anything...
xandgunn: Right On (Topher Grace)xandgunn on October 28th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)

12) Mohinder: "What could drive a father to do something so cruel?" ASK MOLLY YOU SUMBITCH.

13) Attagirl Maya. Back to normal life and that means rejecting Bugman.

26) Sylar.... can't possibly be stupid enough to fall for th...
...what? Who am I kidding? This is Heroes we're discussing. SIGH.

29) [info]hedgehog39 sez: "Oh no, Depowered Peter only has his wits to rely on... ... ...
ohhhhh, shit."

30) "I'm kicking them down." MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE PASDAR. fjekalfj;.

31) Whenever I see that set in Africa, especially with Hiro and Ando there, I can't help but think it's some sort of United Colors of Benetton ad.

I agree, so hard.
madeline_may on October 28th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE PASDAR.

Have my babies, y/n?
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 28th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
lol, who, me or pasdar? (should be a no-brainer...)
madeline_may on October 28th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
Hmm... can I choose both?

Mm... Pasdar.

Have you seen his youtube channel? Ahh, who am I kidding,who HASN'T seen that thing?

Its glories should not be available for humans to view.

*nods* For seriouslies.
saavikam77: Matt/Mohinder - Minesaavikam77 on October 28th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
Dude. O_O I saw that Greg & Masi clip, and my mind went straight to just how big the squee was gonna be at your house/on your LJ. XD

But seriously, I'm missing my M3 like crazy. :( Matt comes home, only to... not be able to get in touch with Momo. And start declaring his undying love for Daphne!? O_o All b/c of a vision? WTF? He doesn't even really *know* her! And I believe that call to Mohinder should have been, "Hey, Mo? Where the f*ck is my kid, you ass hat!?"

*breathes*

Aside from that, I was literally counting all the ships that were given their fan service tonight. Mylar, Petlar, Paire, Claire/Elle, Nathan/Tracy, Nathan/Meredith, Nathan/Peter, and on and on it went. O_O It was like the writers got hopped up on Pixie Sticks and spent a few hours surfing the fan forums! XD
kayechichasoldfilmsflicker on October 28th, 2008 07:25 am (UTC)
OMG THAT MADE ME LOL OUT MY WATERZ.
lea1-santomelea1santome on October 28th, 2008 11:58 am (UTC)
But he did Peter call for a fool?.

So the painter speaks Japanese.

Matt / Mohinder / Daphne / Sylar, I agree, so Matt does not have to choose between Mohinder or Daphne.

Lyle poor kid you ignore your family

¿pero que hizó Peter para que lo llames tonto?.

Así que el pintor habla jápones.

Matt/Mohinder/Daphne/Sylar, ¡estoy de acuerdo, de esa manera Matt no tiene que escoger entre Mohinder o Daphne.

Lyle pobre chico su familia le ignoran.
mr_q_o_pmr_q_o_p on October 28th, 2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
I feel Lyle stopped Elle so that the family will acknowledge him more than once a season.

Lyle: There! I stopped Elle. NOW TALK TO ME!!!!

Adina: heroes: adrian miloadinarj on October 29th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
Seriously, Heroes, your characters should just all be in one continuous orgy.
THAT WOULD BE THE AWESOMEST THING EVER. Quite possibly. And yes, they really do need it.

30) "I'm kicking them down." MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE PASDAR.
FUCK YEAH. *fans self*

Oh, and your image has a direct-linking block. Just fyi.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 29th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
argh. ;bites stupid site: will just make it a big texty booom.