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03 February 2009 @ 12:32 am
HOOOHHHH MAHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  
:breathes: :breathes: :breathes:



THE MOHETER AND PETRELLICEST IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!!

:dances like a stupid little girl:

Right. On to the heroes_meta-ready spoilers.

1) I-Work-for-CQ-and-I-Know-These-Things alert: HAH! Like a freshman would get a committee (commission? lolwut) chairmanship. You're lucky as a freshman senator, especially one coming in as a gubernatorial appointment, to chair the Subcommittee on Very Small Animals in the Lower New Jersey Suburbs. You think Roland Burris is gonna be chairing ANYTHING? Hello!

2) My husband says the Ando-cycle gave Ando a chubby. My first guess for the GPS password turned out to be correct, but guesses two and three were Charlie and Yaeko. The fact that Ando guessed Kensei instead... well... this is Heroes. The slash writes itself.

3) Oh, back to emo Peter and his emo hair! He's not strong enough! He wants to change the world! Pardon me while I squee so hard I bring down buildings.

4) Claire, come to Georgetown!! I think the cast should come to D.C. to film the season finale when they all march on the White House and kick presidential ass. Obama can guest star. We know he watches Heroes. He'd love it.

5) Something tells me HRG/Angela is the new OTGP (one true geezer pair) :D Poor Sandra!! I bet she's teaching Lyle kung fu at this point. Poor woman can't get a break.

6) Dental remains? OMG It's POLIDENT!SYLAR!! Hewwo, Mohindaaa. I'd eat your brain but only if it's well-liquefied first.

7) And Sylar's in Baltimore. I'm telling you, they should all come to DC.

8) I observe Sylar looking bad-ass holding watch parts. Saying "I'm your son." Having stubble. Breathing.

9) Seriously? Daphne's delivery service? That's so lame. Look at how incompatible they suddenly are. It drives me crazy what they're doing to Matt-- more on that later.

10) THE HOTNESS OF SYLAR CANNOT BE DENIED. I'm done not writing him. That hotness must be written by me. Because yeah. Well, look at perdiccas's tag list and that should give you an idea about how I am feeling about Sylar right now.

11) Seriously, though, he's doing a wonderful job with the very subtle way he uses the dialog.

12) AND HE'S FUCKING HOT.

13) Also, very interesting that Sylar considered killing the guy and then decided against it. I can just hear his mental processes now. "Kill? Ennh... been there, done that, got the Ramones T-shirt."

14) Taxi scene brings the Moheter in a huge way. But I'm shocked. Mohinder's apparently a Republican. He's even gone anti-science. Cab driving? For REAL?

15) I hereby coin the term Mohaction for action sequences involving Mohinder for no other reason than they've finally realized Sendhil's a hotass, but it is really, really silly to see him screaming like that.

16) Still, panty sweaty Mohinder? Yeah, I'll take two to go.

16.5) Hubby says HRG/Momo scene is tribute to Marathon Man. I think it's a tribute to Terminator. Come with HRG if you want to live.

17) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE HAD NO CONTACT WITH PARKMAN WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN STAYING WTF @%*(@*%(#%%

18) HRG, I say this with all due respect: YOU SUCK.

19) Aww, Peter gets all weepy to see his long-lost buttbuddy brother.

20) Peter tells Nathan to kiss his ass. Nathan invites Peter on a dinner date. Peter is commitment-phobic and doesn't want to put out. Nathan clarifies: "Just dinner." What, no necking on Lover's Lane? No blowjob in the back seat? No wonder you guys don't get along anymore.

21) OK, here is where I go to town on what they've done to Parkman, OK? They can't figure out how to use his character. They think they've tapped his telepathy, so they're going to give him a different power and see how that works. They tried him as a lover, they tried him as a husband, they can't figure out how to make him work.
MAKE HIM A FATHER.
Why do they not see that his stand for Molly against his dad was some of the most powerful acting of the second season? What in the HELL is the matter with them? He should be a father. He should take care of his kid. That is what he does well. God DAMN it. I know there's some mad-on for breaking up families in this show (Nathan???? SANDRA???) but for fuck's sake!

22) Also, Grunny has the most beautiful dark eyes ever. The white contact lenses... seriously, DO NOT WANT.

23) Plothole warning: Why did Claire say to Matt that it was Sylar and the Company, when she knew by then it was the Company and NOT Sylar?

24) ooo chibi gabey <3

25) Sylar's too bad-ass for your tasers, too bad-ass for your tasers, he'll split your head with lasers! *untz untz untz* Nice nod with the Elle Shots(TM)

26) I wonder about Nathan. Is there some aim behind this he's not talking about? I hope so for his sake. I'm happy they didn't forget about the religion aspect...

27) HOH MY GOD NATHAN/CLAIRE WRONGNESS AHOY.

28) I'm surprised they'd round them up all at once, but maybe it was an economy thing. "I'm sorry, Senator Petrelli, but we only have the funds for one flight. And the helicopter's shit, too. There's a door down into the cargo bay that won't lock."

29) Two ficbunnies based on this episode. First, Matt seems aware that showing your powers is a bad idea in the current political climate. So I'd love to see his decision to keep Molly out of the country be deliberate. Second, where did Claire learn to kick like that? I'm wondering if in the interim she didn't sneak down to New Orleans and seek out a reputable teacher, someone her age who's been taking the fight to the streets and knows her stuff... you know what I mean?

30) Is it bad that I was kind of hoping Claire would try to hide in the propellers so we could see her get hacked to bits?

31) OK. Peter knew it was Mohinder from the thumb ring. He must have bought it for him on their anniversary. <3

32) So Peter lost his powers but gained Arthur's? Enh, fair trade, why not.

33) I know who went flying. I shall not say here. But I'm pretty damn sure I know who it is.

33.5) I also wanted to add that Ando and Sylar both NOT being with the group means there are two huge wild cards that can cause serious trouble later in the season. I hope they are used inventively.
34) SHOW!! :snuggles it to pieces:
 
 
The Soul is:: high\o/
 
 
 
aquasnake08aquasnake08 on February 3rd, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
The show is back! We can love it again er even more!!

"MAKE HIM A FATHER.
Why do they not see that his stand for Molly against his dad was some of the most powerful acting of the second season? What in the HELL is the matter with them? He should be a father. He should take care of his kid. That is what he does well. God DAMN it. I know there's some mad-on for breaking up families in this show (Nathan???? SANDRA???) but for fuck's sake!"

AGREED. I miss Daddy!Matt but apparently in a recent Behind the Eclipse segment they went out and said Arthur got to Molly and took her powers of finding peoplez so he could find Hiro and Claire.

LOL WUT.

Also yes yes and yes on Sylar. He's so much better when he's all badass and menacing over world's best housewife in the future.

HRG still has a shot at redemption, he's still on the list of semi-awesome since we really don't know where he stands. Nathan however is just an ass and is hereby demoted from awesome.

I also got the impression that Claire was gonna climb in through the propellers when they flashed to it lolololol. Puree ala Cheerleader just the way Sylar likes it 8B
Tiptoe39: loltiptoe39 on February 3rd, 2009 06:15 am (UTC)
yes, and once she's pureed, denture!sylar can eat her! lolz
aquasnake08aquasnake08 on February 3rd, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)
omg that's brilliant.
Tiptoe39: sicktiptoe39 on February 3rd, 2009 06:24 am (UTC)
do you think she'd regenerate in sylar's stomach? and then burst out of him a la aliens, covered in sylar!goo? and then he'd regenerate too and it'd be like nothing had happened?

o i just grossed myself out...
aquasnake08aquasnake08 on February 3rd, 2009 06:25 am (UTC)
. . . . well you can just rock me to sleep tonight madame.

That almost begs to be drawn ahahahaha.

I'd like to think that'd be better than the natural scenario in her case.
saavikam77: Heroes Eclipsesaavikam77 on February 3rd, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!! XD Good gods, that's hilarious, and so gross. XD
10% literal, 90% metaphor: <3 i love you this much. : Molly&Mattspeccygeekgrrl on February 3rd, 2009 06:28 am (UTC)
I know who went flying. I shall not say here. But I'm pretty damn sure I know who it is.

PM ME. PLEASE. I would like to have a theory to go against my mother with. xD


Totally agree that Matt-as-Father is the best role for him. Stupid writers misusing good characters.


TIPTOE. WRITE MATT/SYLAR FOR ME. PLZ?
Tiptoe39: creativetiptoe39 on February 3rd, 2009 01:10 pm (UTC)
Ahahah, I will add it to my list. I think I will have to post a Porn Prompt Request at tiptoesmut. perdi wants shawn lassiter, and I had started a Sylar solo for her... busy, busy, busy!!!
Captain of the Innuendo Squad.brandinsbabe on February 3rd, 2009 07:32 am (UTC)
this recap made me laugh so hard!! it's all so true!! hehe <3
Moorish: nerdy <3moorishflower on February 3rd, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
I kinda think I know who went flying too, but I'm waiting for next week.

Also, OMG COME BE MATT I NEED MATT SANJOG NEEDS WELL ACTUALLY HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH 5YG MATT BUT STILL. :OOOO Matt's the only one who can interrupt the dreamscape!
saavikam77: Heroes Eclipsesaavikam77 on February 3rd, 2009 01:51 pm (UTC)
Everything you said here! :D I was so happy to see the show back with some coherent plotty goodness going on, but still disappointed with what they're doing/not doing with Matt. I totally enjoyed Sylar kicking those guys' asses, too. They messed with the wrong badass. ^_~ And I was also kinda hoping Claire would taser HRG just b/c he was being such a douche.

Also: Georgetown! We squee whenever we see that in the media, b/c my MIL worked there, in the mail room and in admissions, for many, many years (she's now retired). :D I can just imagine her scanning over Claire's application when it comes in, before sending it on. ^_~
oh dear: Heroes: Matt in Blacktinted_glass on February 3rd, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
HOH MY GOD NATHAN/CLAIRE WRONGNESS AHOY.
PFFFT, yeah I THOUGHT THAT TOO. There are also photos of them on set together where he touches her in vaguely creepy ways!

Is it bad that I was kind of hoping Claire would try to hide in the propellers so we could see her get hacked to bits?
Yyynno? I thought the same thing? Which doesn't necessarily make it GOOD, but high five for channeling wavelengths!

I agree about making Matt a father. DUDE, show; that is when he is at his BEST. Oh God, maybe that is why they are refraining. Making a character the best he can be? HOW FOREIGN.

Edited at 2009-02-03 02:31 pm (UTC)