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12 October 2009 @ 08:58 pm
HEROES_METAAA  


1) "Previously" voiceover is Noah, and then he doesn't appear in the episode. By that standard, Momo should still be doing voiceovers.

2) Hey, wait, I saw this episode opening before. Gee, Dean, you look like you've been through hell... oh, wait, wrong show.

3) Now we get to watch Zach playing Adrian instead of Adrian playing Zach.

4) WAFFLES! It's just fan service at this point, though. An overused piece of imagery does not a happy fandom make, show. Especially if you keep letting Samuel steal Momo's job and do long overblown speeches. His accent is just not as pretty. Seriously, does this guy ever stop talking? What a blowhard. If I had to listen to this crap in the morning, screw the waffles, I'd go to the nearest Starbucks.

5) Claire? Not a sorority girl? LOOK at her! She's ALREADY Stepford Claire! And wait, Sandra has friends she keeps in touch with? Even though they had to move across the country and change their name and basically go into hiding? Sorry, Sandra, but continuity's a bitch...

6) And again Gretchen thinks she can control this girl's life. Creepy, creepy. And why is she balking at visiting a sorority? She seems OK with mixers. And mixers are... quite usually sorority-type events. Same social structure. Same problems for weirdo goth girls. I know this from experience. Except for the goth part.

7) Actually, Claire's been Stepford since the second season. Ever since West.

8) Oh, look, a competent, professional woman of color! She'll be dead by the end of the episode.

9) "My name is.... i-dunno!"

10) Did they mispronounce Milo's name? Or have we been doing it all along?

11) Hm. She's showing trust in him, he doesn't know his own strength... yeah, she's gonna be dead by the end of the episode.

12) What is with this Petrelli family? They used to not be able to stop touching each other, now they can't remember each other's existence. I would like to beat Angela over the head with a spatula.

13) And this has been another installment of Not So Subtle Backstory Exposition: Hospital Edition. I appreciate Emma's mother, though. She looks... normal.

14) Win a date with Claire Bennet! Oh, a thousand high school boys are playing this section over and over and pausing it to have themselves little fantasy conversations (and probably fapping).


15) Waiting for dawn to break on Marblehead over there, that Creepy Gretchen is, in fact, creepy.

16) There is such a thing as overdoing the blue lighting, even if the whole point is the contrast with the red light. I feel like I'm watching through an aquarium.

17) Special comment on the dumb short video: MILO LOOKS NIIIIIIIICE with his open jacket. Rrrowr. And the Masi? So cute. The problem with the video, of course, is that after it's over, when Masi calls her, she's going to say "WHO THE HELL IS THIS?" and hang up on him.

18) OH! Peter's lost confidence in himself and therefore lost his power! It's like... it's like KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE! ...OK, maybe it's not so much like Kiki's Delivery Service. But that would have been cool. By the way, Peter, you do know what this means, right? You need to go visit Momo and have the sex power transference.

19) The lighting on the scene with Samuel and Lydia is really beautiful. I love the carnival in the background.

20) Samuel has lots of cousins! JUST LIKE THE PRINCE OF ALL COSMOS!! And he wants to go roll them all up!! Na na...na na na na na na...

21) This is what happens when you hit "open all in tabs," kids!

22) What do you see when you close your eyes? "Nothing. It's just black." With curly hair. And really nice skin. And a sculpted jawline...

23) Dude, Sylar's been hanging out with Olivia Dunham in another universe, so he got his superhearing back! Someone write me that fic. After all, a close encounter with one Spock deserves another.

24) Children's Choir Sings Appropriate Inspirational Song!

25) Milo is really looking good in these episodes. THANK YOU WENDY!!!!

26) This is actually a kind of cute little touchy-feely story, since he's had nothing but angst lately. OK, I can get behind this. Not to mention piano playing as foreplay is awesome. But really, it's nice to have things just be pretty for a chance, instead of super-angsty.

27) And... Peter does something remarkably stupid as usual. It's good to know some things never change.

28) Oh, it looks like Emma designed Claire's party dress with her powers. But it's quite cute.

29) The ex-cheerleader looks about 30.

30) I find myself rooting for Sylar. Why? Everyone knows he sucks when he's good. I should be either rooting for him to be a badass or just being disgusted with his overexposure. There's no room in the fandom for someone to want him to find some sort of redemption.

31) WOO-HOO! Stay tuned for next week's Heroes: "LESBIAN SORORITY GIRLS GONE WILD!" Why no, we're not trolling for ratings. Not at ALL!

32) Anyone who thinks Gretchen's just crushing on Claire.... is totally stupid. If the writers think this is acceptable behavior, we will need to have a Stalking Is Not Love intervention. Regardless of whether Gretchen did anything really heinous, the behavior she exhibits in plain sight is absolutely unacceptable.

33) Lydia gets with the beatdown on Samuel. I might get to like her after all.

34) ...OK, so Rebecca was there, which begs the question, why didn't Gretchen say.... .... ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh, that's why.

35) So I guess the Jump, Push, Fall test's not so accurate after all.

36) Claude's going to have to come smack some bitches up a bit. (to Samuel) "You! You stole my enigmatic-fellow-with-the-weird-accent macking-on-Peter bit! GTFO!" (to Rebecca) "You! You stole my cynical invisible bitch bit! GTFO!"

37) When they wouldn't tell us whom Samuel had seen in the ink, I had a brief hope that it would be Mohinder. After all, the Coyote Sands could have been the dust that settled. That would have been awesome.

38) He is acting very Nathan-like, I'll give him that. Now let's see him fly away. Oh, wait, that's the one power he doesn't have. (Seriously, wouldn't that be the kicker? If he ever tried to fly? OK, I can see how they'd be able to get around it using 3rd season plotfucks, but... it's a thought.)

39) What's going on, here!? She's a competent, professional woman of color! She was supposed to be dead ten minutes ago! SHOW! Stop getting my hopes up!

40) Wait a second. Did Emma actually steal this guy's cello? Oh, no, wait. It's CHRISTOPHER's cello, whoever he was. That explains how she was able to just pick up a guy's cello and start to play. What's this? My show is giving a plausible, logical explanation for a seemingly impossible plot point? Seriously, show, you keep getting my hopes up, you're worse than the Red Sox!

41) SURPRISE HIRO OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL

42) And.... beautiful happy touchy-feely story is suddenly not so beautiful, happy, or touchy-feely. Oh well. I knew it could never last.

43) Sylar: "God DAMN, it would have been nice to get Daphne's power before this season!"

44) IT'S THE CIRQUE DU HOYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, come on. That was fucking BRILLIANT!!!!

45) hedgehog39 comes in at the last minute and points out the Ghostbusters cameo that I missed through the whole episode. I fail.

46) Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Sullivan Bros. Circus! Located just around the corner from the LOST island, and across the street from the Gokuraku video shop!

 
 
 
The Sarcastic Kitty: Mickie_Jamesoresteia on October 13th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
gah, need to watch
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
yeah, get off your duff and watch! lol
My Strength Will Make You Cry: Jadzia Dax-dreams we didn't wasteclaudiasharon on October 13th, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)
10) I was wondering how to pronounce his name...were they wrong? Has Milo ever said his own name in an interview or something? Because he really should.

17) *nodnod*

30) Herehere.

41) I wondered where he was then BAM there he was.

43) LOL

/random comment from someone you don't know. Who also likes your LJ layout.
Tiptoe39: chibi utenatiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
10) I always thought it was Vent-meel-yah. I thought I heard a gabillion more syllables in there, though.

and thank you and I'm glad you like it! Back when the top banners were still working it was prettier, though. I have been thinking about doing a new layout, actually... >.>
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shimmeree: miloshimmeree on October 13th, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
I think they pronounced his name right. It's how I'd pronounce it, anyways.

And he is looking damn pretty lately, isn't he? XD
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
He really is, isn't he??? <3 <3 <3 Just the right amount of stubble and the copious smiling helps. he looks... pettable again. :D
Shonaille: 30STM Jared no shirt 'Nuff said.kalikahuntress on October 13th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Hee, Milo is indeed looking especially beautiful lately.:)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
That appears to be the consensus!!!! <3
10% literal, 90% metaphor: *LOL*speccygeekgrrl on October 13th, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)
Samuel has lots of cousins! JUST LIKE THE PRINCE OF ALL COSMOS!! And he wants to go roll them all up!! Na na...na na na na na na...

BRB, DED FRUM LULZ



....k back

IT'S THE CIRQUE DU HOYAY!!!!!!!!!

SRY BRB AGAIN

xD
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
^__________________________^

And here I have maaaaaaaaaaaake.... someone happy in my head from the playing the barbra streisand album in the starbucks....

ms. S., I have delivered. ^___^

seriously, nothing gives me the squees like when you use that icon :D
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Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
I was also doing the dishes at the time so maybe I heard a few syllables that weren't there. hee.
xanatosdecrion on October 13th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)
8) Oh, look, a competent, professional woman of color! She'll be dead by the end of the episode.

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LOLOLOLOLOL
YASSSSSSSS!

I didn't get to watch the episode, so thanks so much for the feedback. I saw the preview for tonight's eppy, saw this WOC and thought the same thing. LOL. Your points, your recap is so funny. Too many LULz :)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
thanks for stopping by!! i can't believe she survived! she was cool, and had an awesome accent. *is a sucker* I hope she comes back and gets a first name.
etoile du nord: Me: Canadaetoiledunord on October 13th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
*is Canadian, and therefore did not see anything in which Milo Ventimiglia's name was spoken*

Ven-ti-mi-glee-ah. I think. I remember when he started on Gilmore Girls I had a hell of a time figuring out how to pronounce it.

I was looking for a picture of mine the other day and came across an old screenshot of him from GG. I don't generally keep pictures of celebrities, but he is quite good-looking, and it is a very nice picture. *meek*
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 04:31 am (UTC)
REALLY? with the ti and the mi and the glee? I always thought it was sort of like Bologna, like vent-meal-yah. Guess I don't know beans. heeee.
Samanthorkleenexcow on October 13th, 2009 05:26 am (UTC)
1) Really? I thought it was Matt.

10) ZOMG, I had the same thought!!! Although I just found out, thanks to the video that by7the7sea linked a few comments up, that I am in the wrong (I pronounced the "g," and called him Milo Ventimig for short. I won't stop, so now it's intentional, like "Hayden Panties.")

35) Well, to be fair, Claire jumped with her feet on the windowsill, whereas Annie's feet were on the floor. Maybe Annie's knees hitting on the sill could have made the difference in the force of the fall, giving them similar trajectories.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 11:58 am (UTC)
1) Wishful thinking. ^__^

10) I'm gonna call him Milo Venti Skim Latte from now on. Just to be difficult.

35) YOU ARE OVERTHINKING THINGS. LOL. *squishhuggles you.*
Ms Dref: animated kissdref22 on October 13th, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
Hokaaaaay. No HRG I am sad. But I knew that.

Wait. Maybe he was watchlng his Clairebear having her first lesbian college experience? You know, through a sniper rifle?

Peter is so pretty lately, I blame the season one hair.

Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 11:59 am (UTC)
Maybe he was watching his Clairebear having her first lesbian college experience? You know, through a sniper rifle?

LAWL. THIS.

You're adorable. <3
Moorishmoorishflower on October 13th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
SYLAR JOINING THE GAY CIRCUS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

ALSO HOW BAD IS IT THAT I RECOGNIZED ZQ'S HAIRY ARMS BEFORE HIS FACE EVEN CAME UP OUT OF THE DIRT.

ALSO ALSO, POOR BB ZQ IS SO FASTIDIOUS AND HIPSTER HE MUST BE CRYING INSIDE OVER HOW SCRUFFY AND FILTHY HE HAD TO BE THE WHOLE EPISODE. :(

P.S. I AM LIKING EMMA A LOT. BONUS LULZ FOR THE NURSE RATCHETT CAMEO.

Edited at 2009-10-13 02:46 pm (UTC)
Tiptoe39: love - harley & Mr. Jtiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
heeeeeeeeeeeeee. you're so cute. and you just made my panties explode elsewhere in the net verse. I think the only thing I have to say to you is MMWAAHHH ILU.
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jaune_chatjaune_chat on October 13th, 2009 07:53 pm (UTC)
23) Dude, Sylar's been hanging out with Olivia Dunham in another universe, so he got his superhearing back! Someone write me that fic. After all, a close encounter with one Spock deserves another.

What was that? Did I hear a gauntlet being thrown? By gum and by golly, I think I did.

In other news, gleefully funny meta! Yeah, Gretchen's behavior, crush or not, is not cool. Stalking is never acceptable behavior. It's just creepy, flat out.

Heh, for the Ghostbusters thing. Thing is, I saw Ghostbusters when I was fairly little, so I don't immediately associate Ernie Hudson with that film. When I see him, the first thing that crosses my mind is, "Oh hey, it's the cop from The Crow.

Peter smacking his legs was hella funny. However, his acting continues to bug. I don't know if Milo is phoning it in, or the lines the writers are giving him are holding him back, but he's just so friggin' deteacted it's kinda disturbing. Just saying. He is very pretty though. Very pretty indeed.

Edited at 2009-10-13 07:54 pm (UTC)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 13th, 2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU JUST UP AND WRITE 5,000 WORDS !!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!!?

::envies you. badly.::

you're awesome.
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aunt_zeldaaunt_zelda on October 18th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
18) OH! Peter's lost confidence in himself and therefore lost his power! It's like... it's like KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE! ...OK, maybe it's not so much like Kiki's Delivery Service. But that would have been cool. By the way, Peter, you do know what this means, right? You need to go visit Momo and have the sex power transference.
Bahahahhahahaahahaaa! *gigglespaz* Oh lord, Kiki's Delivery Service ... *gasps for air*

19) The lighting on the scene with Samuel and Lydia is really beautiful. I love the carnival in the background.
Yes, I am loving the visuals this season ...

22) What do you see when you close your eyes? "Nothing. It's just black." With curly hair. And really nice skin. And a sculpted jawline...</i>
*sporfles*

36) Claude's going to have to come smack some bitches up a bit. (to Samuel) "You! You stole my enigmatic-fellow-with-the-weird-accent macking-on-Peter bit! GTFO!" (to Rebecca) "You! You stole my cynical invisible bitch bit! GTFO!"
I SECOND THIS SO HARD!

44) IT'S THE CIRQUE DU HOYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, come on. That was fucking BRILLIANT!!!!
Yes, yes it was. And now I need to go roll around on the floor, because ... 'Cirque du HoYay' ...
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on October 18th, 2009 12:39 pm (UTC)
re: kiki's delivery service: I think it's hysterical that this happened on the same week with the kid (not) in the balloon. I kept thinking of Tombo on the dirigible...

Thank you for commenting and I'm so glad you liked the meta <3 <3
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