Best opening line ever - now complete with fic!

Best. First line. Ever.

came to me last night while thinking about a fic challenge in anichallenge.

And now it has a fic attached to it. It is a Sailor Moon fic, of course.
The challenge was to write a fic involving the seven deadly sins and/or seven holy virtues. So here we are.

In the Courtroom

( It is widely known that God is the ultimate judge. Less well known--though hardly surprising--is that Satan is the ultimate lawyer. )