Ladies and gentlemen, I just had the funniest set of simsness EVAR. Please follow me to the gallery I am calling... The Sims' Day of Sluttiness....

( First: a mildly amusing interlude involving Peter and Matt. )

( ...and now, on to the main event... the Spies Who Shag Everyone get down to some serious drama. )

DANCE BREAK!!


( Now, back to our story... )

Title: Unrequited
Author: tiptoe39
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Summary: Written for a request. Summary: Jack finds out Owen's been sleeping with Gwen. He's pissed. (I don't remember if this was covered in canon, but you can consider this an AU if you like.)

( He can be the first to shout. I'm not in the mood. )

In which I introduce the Torchwood family...



More below the cut!!!

( Lyle's so gay. He brought home the pool boy from Legally Blonde, who got in a bitchfight with Claire, then he and Lyle danced all afternoon. )

I **told** you I needed to make them! Screencaps from The Institute.

( BOYKISSING AHEAD! )

Finished watching Torchwood Season One....

( You know, I was just thinking, a Tardis would really help right about now... )