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23 November 2009 @ 09:32 pm
heroes_meta for Thanksgiving  
FORTY-SIX entries to make up for lack of meta last week. :D

1) All I can think about with that name is "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Doug."

2) Noah's living in Dupont Circle just like last season. Have I mentioned yet what Dupont Circle is known for? *stares at the pretty boys having relationship talks over pancakes at 3 a.m. at Diner*

3) Noah's being a slutty asshole. And yet somehow he's more attractive as a slutty asshole.

4) Shouldn't Synathan be able to tell the difference between truth and lies? Or does he think some things just give him an unpleasant head-buzz?

5) Eww. Nathan has the face-wrinklies. He needs some Botox. Hey, would a really strong Botox injection fix his facial features in place? It could be the cure for shapeshiftery.

6) I'm already rooting for Lauren and Doug to hit it off and go have mad sex in the other room -- maybe in the same bathroom where Peter TP'd in. It's not like this show can get any more incestuous, right?


8) He said Enchanté specifically to make you hate him.

9) Tracy could learn some lessons in ice from Sandra, let me tell you.

10) I think Lydia's dress may just be a tattoo as well.

11) First she's flirting with Nathan!Sylar - then she's flirting with Hiro - I really do think Samuel is just whoring her out at this point.

12) Dear Hiro, plz put ur eyes bak in ur hed. Kthxbai.


14) "Where are your manners?" "I put them in storage space! NEXT TO THE BODY OF MY BROTHER!!!!"

15) I love how blase Peter and Nathan are about it at this point. Just like, "Puh-leeeze, Mom. You can't possibly put anything over on us anymore. We've seen it."

16) Is Nathan drinking wine? Wasn't he, like, an alcoholic before or something?

17) I think dref22's getting to me. I'm starting to think Noah is hot.

18) SANDY!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

19) LOL @ "that other thing." Sandra is made of awesome.

20) "I'm thankful I have the self-control not to kick you in the nads right now, Mr. Rogers!"

21) OK, that little declaration of Claire's? Pretty much just like Thanksgivings at my house when one or more of us was in college. Lawl.

22) So how on earth did the circus folk create a compass? Do they have some sort of alchemical Micah clone stashed away near the ring toss?

23) Didn't Samuel hear the TARDIS noise pop that happens whenever Hiro teleports?

24) Your child mentioning backpacking through Europe = instant migraine.

25) Lauren is trying to out-Sandra Sandra.

26) "What is going on between Noah and Claire?" ASK dref22 SHE KNOWS. AND IS GETTING MENTIONED MORE AND MORE OFTEN IN MY METAS. WTF.

27) I really want Claire's lipstick. And possibly her eyeliner. And turtleneck.

28) "Sorry, Gretchen, I'm glad you came for Thanksgiving and all that, but... I've discovered I'm into older blondes."

29) I think Dark Nathan is creepier than Sylar, personally.


31) Sylar tucking in his napkin? Possibly the creepiest thing ever. Why do I find myself rooting for him? And why is he hot? I do not find ZQ hot. I do not find Spock hot. I find SYLAR hot. God DAMN it.

32) "We've had a hand in each other's lives." Yes, and we have a ham in our lives, too.

33) I find it hard to believe that Lydia, as close as she's been to Samuel, has not seen evidence of his aggression before. Perhaps she's a tempering force on him. But... yeah. I'm surprised she's taking it so hard.

34) "A Hero Must Run Away." "I'm not a hero, I'm Darth Maul, you bitch."

35) I WANT TO BE THAT STUFFING. And I should NOT be enjoying this as much as Sylar is.


37) jaune_chat's ficbunny challenge of the week: When Peter catches up with Sylar, he comes up with an innovative (read: sexual) way to draw Nathan's personality back to the forefront. "HERE STICK YOUR DICK HERE AND SAY YOU REMEMBER US!!!! *EPIC SADFAIS*"

38) Somewhere in that hybrid face morph thing there was a really cute guy...

39) Did anyone else see the window Nathansylar flew out of and immediately remember that great scene with Claude? Oh it made me miss Claude so.

40) It's better if Gretchen doesn't move back in. Sex between roommates never ends well.

41) LAUREN rhymes with SCORIN', which is what she wants to be doing. :D

42) Noah and Sandra have more chemistry in their two-second goodbye kiss than... well... anything.

43) Worst. GPS. Ever.

44) I am not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm NOT-- AWWWW OWWWWWWW... I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro/Dreadsguy dubcon, I'm not seeing.....

45) So Peter is now buying into the I Can Fool Myself thing? Seriously!?

46) RE: THE PREVIEW: WOW. That's kinkier than the tuning fork.... aww, who'm I kidding? NOTHING'S kinkier than the tuning fork.

Moorishmoorishflower on November 24th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
I WANT EDGAR/TOAD FROM X-MEN FIC NOW. 'Cause Ray Park, he is sexy. <3

(P.S. Working my way through all my responses, I'll have yours up by tomorrow or the day after I think...depending on if this flu thing goes away or not. T_T)
calidreamin08: Bad Thingscalidreamin08 on November 24th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
i've been on toad fanfic kick and there just needs to be more fics out there for edgar.
Maxwell Arcturus: text;; shut the fuck upcitiesfalling on November 24th, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)


Tiptoe39: hee hee fail - Duck Hunttiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
OK, is it sad that I had to ask my husband why this was necessary?


And even if you do respond, I probably won't get back to you within the week. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeees cloooooooose on Nano and need to concentrate...
Moorishmoorishflower on November 24th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Aww! Your hubby is like a repository of geeky knowledge. Hats off to him!

*hug* Hardly sad. Just means you aren't that deep into the X-Men lore. :)

speccygeekgrrl on November 24th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
The preview made me wince almost as hard as the box cutter made me cringe. And that's a pretty big one.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
Then again, think of the sexual imagery.

I know that's what keeps me going.
Ms Dref: porn musicdref22 on November 24th, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
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Ummm...But he is hot.

Noah and Claire. I don't even know where to begin. I found it funny that they almost had the same convo they had in the gym sex scene of the Eclipse episode. You know, the "act like an adult " one. Oh, the angst, how much I love thee. This season is all about Noaire. Thank you God and Tim Kring.

And I know that the angst will end in angry sex. KTHNXBAI.

Other than that, I felt like crying when I watched the Petrelli family scene. They are even more broken than the Benets. At least Bennets are getting some. Well, except Kyle.
Tiptoe39: Mo shot HRGtiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
OHDEARGOD. I'm not a fan of chest hair, but if I concentrate on everything from the shoulders UP.

I really do think they're writing this season JUST FOR YOU.
Seraphyne nicGaiamydnight_dreams on November 24th, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
I agree. Just for her. There's no other explanation. Noah is so freaking HOT!
ariana_parisariana_paris on November 24th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Concerning Noaire, I had a private OMG moment this evening when I rewatched the ep with my husband and he said "Lauren looks like an older version of Claire."

He thought it was just vaguely interesting. I thought it was Freudian. Someone needs to write this into a fic. :))
Ms Dref: subtextdref22 on November 24th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
Oh yes. I've been saying this since we first saw Lauren.

This is from EW Popwatch review:

"...Even better, Lauren bears a striking blonde resemblance to Claire, which leads right into my Oedipal thesis of Heroes..."

Yes, where is the fic? :D
calidreamin08: *muah*calidreamin08 on November 24th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
"I'm not a hero, I'm Darth Maul, you bitch."
brb lol 4 eva
hahaha, claire you are sooo full of bright ideas. cause you are most definitely are gonna run into becky and get ur gf killed.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
And we will not mourn this loss. :D

Edited at 2009-11-24 08:19 pm (UTC)
mystery_sock: nathan zzzzmystery_sock on November 24th, 2009 08:29 am (UTC)
I think Lydia's dress may just be a tattoo as well.
BWHAHA - pretty much. All I can say is, I hope it's warm where the Carnival is.

I am the gatekeeper. A minion of Gozer! (God, don't get me started. We'll be here all night.)

ficbunny challenge of the week: When Peter catches up with Sylar, he comes up with an innovative (read: sexual) way to draw Nathan's personality back to the forefront. "HERE STICK YOUR DICK HERE AND SAY YOU REMEMBER US!!!! *EPIC SADFAIS*"
I'm pretty much already on it. Check back at my LJ this week. I seriously appreciate the prompts the writers have been giving me these last three weeks. It's like they know.

NOTHING'S kinkier than the tuning fork.

Thanks for the giggles. I've needed them (to be coming from somewhere other than my own head.)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
I will look forward to that fic for doublesure! <3 thanks for commenting
Jigglius Caesarjiggliusceasar on November 24th, 2009 02:39 pm (UTC)
Doug can read.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
jaune_chat: PlotBunnyjaune_chat on November 24th, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
The ficbunny, it struck. And it was all arty and stuff. Your fault, obviously, for writing such an awesome meta.

The wriggly shapeshifter face disturbs me. Srsly. On many levels.

Mr. Muggles coming to dinner was, indeed, the most awesome thing ever. Lyle's excuse? Was dumb. School, my ass. He's backpacking in Europe and that's the end of it!

Noah as a slutty asshole, hee! He was rockin' the slutty undone shirt a little too hard to be taken seriously.

"I'm not a hero, I'm Darth Maul, you bitch."

WORD TO THIS! Wordy McWorderson! I hope Edgar slices the everloving bejeebus out of Samuel before the end of the season. Reap what you sow, Evil Butterfly Man!
Tiptoe39: syluke - him and nothing moretiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
Just one correction: Lyle isn't backpacking, he's living in sin with Luke. Trufax. :D
jaune_chatjaune_chat on November 24th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
You're not wrong! Silly me, they're going backpacking next summer. I misread the itinerary.
Tiptoe39: yaoitiptoe39 on November 24th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
That's ok, you know how forgetful they get between bouts of silly barely-legal buttsecks. :D
jaune_chat: PlotBunnyjaune_chat on November 24th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
Ok, now here's a fic that needs to happen: Luke, Lyle, and Jeremy. Luke and Jeremy fight and Lyle is their battleground. Luke and Jeremy have both had hard lives and Lyle knows what it's like to be ignored and marginalized and perversely knows exactly what a good relationship should have. *purses lips* Damn it, I did it to myself this time.

(Beep, beep, all aboard the pedovan!)
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on November 25th, 2009 12:07 am (UTC)
Now this is maybe the fic I write for you.

After November's over, that is.

*stares at long chapterfics for moorish & specs that are half-done*