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10 July 2010 @ 05:57 pm
CON REPORT: Misha Collins  

I was typing the whole time, part of the time while i was in line for asking a question (they never got to me.) So this is riddled with spelling errors. Sorry.

Line is forming for misha questions on both sides 10 minutes before he's scheduled to appear. this will probably be a sparse recap b/c I am going to be squeeing and watching as eagerly as everyone else. Unnnnf.

house is packed up now. If people aren't in their seats it's because they're lining up along the sides of the house to ask questions.

"What's up guys? why do you seem so sad?" (his first words.)

Spends forever pretending to wave to specific people in the audience.

He fell off the chair.

Says Matt's iphone 4 is so lame. "i have the iphone 2, it's closer to 1!"

"Just kidding Matt, your phone is awesome!"

Matt shows up in the audience (right next to me eeek) and screams I LOVE YOU MISHA in a big falsetto.

Misha says hi to those "hunks of manliness walking in the back," two guys are coming in.

Tells a nervous questioner, "There's nothing to be afraid of. it's not true but..."

Someone brings up Fred's bullshit story about the three of them and naked twister - Fred Lehne earlier in the day told a story about how Jensen and Jared and Misha were "naked and oiled up and in a hamster heap" and said they were just playing Naked Twister -- and that they should ask Misha about it..."

"I'm not in a position to confirm of deny a story I haven't heard." He makes the girl tell the whole story, which she does, and he loves watching her squirm.

"...OK, yeah, not true. where's fred!?"

"We were playing twister, We don't have a twister mat, but we know where the spots are. and fred comes in a little weird. he was really overeager and it was awkward. i can't believe he told you guys that!"

"I think Fred was jealous because you guys are all chiseled."

Misha: "Yeah. Well, i mean not Jared..."

He says Jared has let himself go and that the chest is a prosthetic.

Questioner: Have you ever pulled a prank on J2
"Here's the problem with pranks: Jared.
"He will take things to a level that is really not comfortable with anyone." He tells a story about how he once parked in jared's spot, then jared rear ended his car. boxed it in so they had to move a trailer for him to get out, So as retaliation he parked in jared. And then they were filming late at night and jared has let the air out of his tires. he calls AAA. tells AAA to tow Jared's truck. And then jared gets back. "but if i had towed his car he would have totaled mine. so the fact he thinks that far..."

Q: What superhero /character would you be?
Misha: Big Bird.
He tells a story about having a nightmare about Big Bird so that would be cathartic. (He's so full of it, the big sop, omg.)

His sweatshirt has mudflap chicks on it, back to back. But, he realizes, one doesn't have boobs.

Someone asks about minion dress code, and mentions the wedding dress. Poor guy has to retell the whole story. but he adds, "when i was in high school i was a superpretty girl" and says his passport said "female."

He says his new manager is here -- he points out a baby in the audience. This ends up being a friend of his's baby. A few times the baby talks and he makes a joke about his manager giving him flak.

Just as a side note: Misha is the sexiest thing ever. Just the way he moves is sexy. God.

Talking about his wedding-dress experience: "There it is, it's out in the open, I'm not ashamed."

Q: about Cas' voice. He says he chose it because he knew Cas' real voice was breaking windows, but regrets it now that cas is around longer than 4 episodes because it hurts to do.

He gets randomly pissed at his water bottle halfway through, curses it out, and drops it. Says he has a bad habit of talking into water bottles.

He's very pleased at the result of the phone number prank. "i gotta double check that number." Says he might have transposed a few digits.
"you should keep trying." Says the folks at the LA Metro are lonely and he figures he did them a favor because nobody ever calls them.

"This is the only room in the world where you can get even a smattering of applause for" stonehenge apocalypse, he says.

"The episodes where Jared is trying to molest me below frame" are his challenge as an actor. Mentions Jared "fondling his balls with a broomstick."

He liked the jimmy/cas episode.

Misha takes a phone call while on stage. Someone from the audience screams, "The voice is telling you you're running out of minutes!" This gets applause.

Misha to a questioner: "Don't puppy-dog-eyes me."
From the audience: "That's Jared's job."

A questioner asks about his directing, he starts asking her if she directed anything recently. She says she's a writer. he starts asking a questioner about her writing, makes her very nervous.

People are wearing the minion shirts. "it's a cabal of pink minions."

What would he like to see Cas do in 6. "Get rid of Sam and Dean." He wants to do "cas away" castaway with just cas. in which cas teaches a golf ball to speak.

what was your favorite line as cas?
"assbutt" from the audience
"i don't know why that's so amusing to hear you all say. WHAT?"
"...What they said."

He says mark harmon from NCIS was very friendly outgoing. was he trying to get into my pants?

"I was wondering." becomes a joke. "You were? Past tense? You're not wondering now?"

One person tried to get him to say it was a robot head. He said it.
Talks about trying to say the line with "texture."

Syfy movies are meant to be watched by ppl no attn span who are drunk, he says.

He is getting everyone who said 'i was wondering' - it's funny as hell.

How did you physically differentiate between jimmy and cas.
castiel is stiff... "not with a stiffie."
"He stands erect." XDDDDDDDDDD oh misha
Jimmy is more fluid,
lots of juggling characters in that ep -- past jimmy, present jimmy, castiel.

Q: How did you get the "blow me" and "i got laid" lines past standards and practices?
"standards and practices have given up on spn."

Q wants to know about the trench coat. what's going on there.
Misha: "You mean romantically? Yes. I love the trenchcoat. it's a fully sexual relationship."

Q: DO YOU think cas will a hug from anyone besides cupid?
A: "besides the trenchcoat? prob not."
misha does sadfais. it's so saad.
Questioner jumps in and says "would you like a hug?"
Lucky girl gets a hug.

Misha: "i understand matt is pimping himself out."
i also understand someone at vancouver had h1n1.

"croatoan!" from the audience.

his family is there.

someone asks him about his favorite music. justin bieber is like totallu awesome. i totally lolve his hair." does valley girl impression..."

do you still write poems? i do continue to write poems.
a lot o the stuff i do is more artsy fartsy so i want to write something macho so i write poems about flowers.

he recites us a poem.
then does it again with "voices."

talks about the orange underwear.
shows underwear to everyone.
says he chose them on purppose. "I thought about white underwear but that's just mean."

"i dont wanna live there" (in western mass) anymore

he talks in russian for us.

what is your inspiration for your "colorful" twitter?
other people's facebook posts.
talks about joining facebooks. makes no sense to him..

college friend says "misha was a loser" in college. "not true."

i became a vegan when i joined college.

And then i put down the laptop cause i was close to the front of the line... and never got there.

then went running for my photo op. So I am gonig to post this...
and then spell check and edit it...
and then check my waist for an angel's handprint. *dies*

he's so funny and cute in person guys. <33333333333

EDIT: somewhat cleaned up but have to run to aldis hodge now... so... will clean this up further later. hope you like!

if you guys could pimp this to ontd and whatnot i'd appreciate.... I don't have time. '
Huge hugs!
A dreamer, A lover, A friend...: SPN : Hippie Casvitasatusiam on July 10th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Squeeeeeee forever everytime Jared was mentioned!!!!


OK I'm good.

I'm laughing so much about the I was wondering bit! Sigh. I love him.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on July 10th, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
I transcribed those with you in mind :D
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Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on July 12th, 2010 12:51 pm (UTC)
Mmm, he was such a dick, but so much fun to watch. ^o^
Elfangelvise87 on July 11th, 2010 01:30 am (UTC)
Hey. I'm the one that got nervous when put on the spot on my writing. The reason for being nervous was because I was kinda scared to admit that I write fanfics to him. He was so good with it. AND...I got a story as to how I got flabbergasted by Castiel on what I write, lol.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on July 11th, 2010 01:56 am (UTC)
Oh did you eventually admit it? I couldn't hear. I was sort of in the back going *don't say it don't say it* but I bet he hears it even more than the boys do because he's built himself up as such a fandorktroll.

And more stories for us = good! :DDDDDD

i have serious character Qs for him, but I don't think he'll give me a straight answer so maybe I should just ask if Cas is gonna get a change of clothes next season :P
(Anonymous) on July 13th, 2010 12:18 am (UTC)
I did during the autograph section. He said that he thought that was the subtext of me saying that I was a writer. But, he was REALLY sorry for putting me on the spot. But hey: I got a story out of it...and I will admit, Misha is the FIRST actor to have me stumped on that.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on July 13th, 2010 01:24 am (UTC)
Oh, that's so nice of him!! I'm very pleased that he was able to be a little more honest on a one-on-one basis. It raises my esteem of him greatly. And you'll link me to that story, right? I want to read!!
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Tiptoe39: idk mishatiptoe39 on July 12th, 2010 12:59 pm (UTC)
I'm sure there's a vid out there. He was very funny, whatever he said. He speaks with such inflection.
strangeandcharm on July 11th, 2010 09:33 am (UTC)
Thanks so much for posting this - hilarious! I'm so jealous you were there!

Also, funniest typo of all:

So as retaliation he parked in jared.

Tiptoe39: castieltiptoe39 on July 12th, 2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
I meant he parked jared's car in, like so jared couldn't get out. Sorry for the incoherent flaily quality of the report.
strangeandcharm on July 12th, 2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, I knew what you meant - the incoherent flaily quality of the report actually made it extra-amusing! I'd be extra-flaily too if I'd been there. XD
Tiptoe39: squeetiptoe39 on July 12th, 2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah, yeah, laff it up at me, I WAS THERE. :PPPPPPP

purplepoctopuspurplepoctopus on July 11th, 2010 07:45 pm (UTC)
I was the girl that asked the Trench coat question!

I never thought that he'd actually respond to it. Considering the way the "Screening" woman made me change the question (It was originally, "What's the relationship between you and the trench coat? Are you just friends, or is there something going on?) I thought that Misha would just be like, "Fuck, another coat question?".

Let me know if you find a video of it. My mom wants it. XD
Tiptoe39: castieltiptoe39 on July 12th, 2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
LOL, it was a great question and it got a great answer!! I absolutely loved it. The trench coat is legendary. CARGO SHIP!!

There are totally videos around. I've seen some floating along already.
(Anonymous) on July 13th, 2010 03:24 pm (UTC)
oh my god~~misha misha ~~I love you!!! I'm come from China!!我爱你!!
Tiptoe39: relax bitchestiptoe39 on July 13th, 2010 03:28 pm (UTC)
lol i am very not misha ahahahahaha *snuggles you*