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13 April 2011 @ 10:22 am
Found in the docs archive - the Supernatural Dine  
I remember doing this on Twitter a while ago and meaning to post it here. Actually I thought I was going to make it a graphic, but I never got around to it.

So it started with

Open call for items on the #Supernaturaldiner menu. Not just cheeseburgers and pie.

And the following menu, with suggestions from ihasstopwatch, radioprotector2, ladyeternal, @Yndyg0, jabber_moose, xarixian, and @scoob70, emerged...

Andy's "Doesn't matter what you want, you want what i tell you you want" Appetizer
Ackles' Snackles
#Supernaturaldiner has a popular appetizer in the Potato Skinwalkers...
Wednesday nights at #Supernaturaldiner is Angel Wings night. Spiciness ranges from Mild Michael to Red Hot Anna.

Lisa's complete line of yogurt smoothies; great for keeping you in balance. Served with a Bendy straw.
Wendigo Waffles
Missouri's Best (Pan)Cakes
J2 Jelly? Pada-pancakes?
Dean Winchester's Pig In a Poke: so good you can eat it everyday for 2 years without getting sick of it.

A spicy bowl of Gwen's Gutshot Gumbo will warm up the chilly highway traveler.
Enochian Alphabet Soup - stir it up just right and you’ll blast away all nearby angels

Pasta & Pizza
Death's Deep-Dish; pizza so good, it saved Chicago.
Bobby's Bolognese?
Dracula's Guaranteed No Garlic pizza.

Tamara's Wrathful Wraps.
Ghost-Open-Facers. You have to eat them in the kitchen while the kitchen gets hot.
Castiel's Quesadilla's; just because God's not on a flatbread...

Meat (Meg would run Meatsuits, for those of the meat eating kind.)
Harvelle's Honeyroasted Hellhounds on a hotplate
Vampire Steaks.
Some of the steaks are also served au Jus in Bello
Pamela's Juicy, Juicy Choice Cuts XD #
Azazel's Flambe!
Alistair's Tender Flanksteak
Bela's London Broil.
I fear Meg's Meatballs on the #supernaturaldiner menu...
demon-smoked meats and extra virgin angels' holy olive oil (they've never had occasion)
Chef Crowley's Sam-style Mooseaka.
Famine's Famous Steak Tartare?
Alastair's Prime Rib: carved FRESH right at your table and seared to order.
Dr. Badass' Sexy-Back Ribs. Any-body-part-lickin' good.

Would you eat Raphael's Ruffled-Feathers Chicken Strips?
Cassie's Cajun-blackened chicken with Unholy Trinity Sauce (finally got it right!)
Hellhound Hot Wings?
Harvelle's Hotwings
Kali's Too Hot To Handle Chicken Curry.

Famine's Filet of Soul!!!
Henricksen's long-awaited lobster dinner, perhaps?
Sam Winchester's Catch of the Day Fish Tacos with Salsa Verde; the boy went to college in Cali, dude.
Chuck's Catch of the Day Fish Platter. 'Cause he used to be a fisherman and he now drinks like a fish.
Patrick's Neverending Fish and....Chips

Harvelle's Hashbrowns?
Saturday Night Special: Rufus' All You Can Eat Home-style latkes with your choice of dipping sauce.
Andy's Chili Cheese Fries, Spicy Nachos, and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
Ruby's French Dip; of *course* the au jus isn't demonic. What do you take her for?
Sam’s Shake It Up Baby Salad Shake
Ruby's To-Kill-For French Fries.

Beverages (Crowley would manage the liquor section.)
Isaac's Drain Bleach Gluttony (a smoothie that really cleans you out)
Idjit's Iced Tea :D
At the bar, Singer's Zingers
Bobby's rotgut
Zachariah's Tequila Shooters at the bar; just watch how many shots you take; there's a maggot in the worm's a$$.
Becky's Super-Strong Bottoms-Up coffee; perfect for spending all night wrestling with uncooperative fic bunnies.

Don't forget: OT4s get free dessert!
Chuck's Chocolate-Covered Creation (Looks like Gabriel played with Daddy's toy)
Dark Side of the Moon Pies ... #
John Winchester's Sirrific Hidden Orange Pudding
Tiny's Folsom Prison Blueberry Pie
Ghostfacers Salted Duffle Truffle
Dean's Doublemint Icecream (Buy One Get One Free)
Pastry Chef Gabriel's 'Just Desserts' specialty, please? Perhaps...Mystery Spotcake?
Lucifer's Devil's Food cake
Gabriel's Death By Chocolate (Which Dean can attest to)
Gabriel's Death by Quintuple Chocolate Layer Cake with Caramel Drizzle and a side of Homemade praline ice cream.
Mystery spot-ted dick perhaps.
You almost forgot about Tiramisha
and Padalicki's Ice Cream.
And for an extra 50 cents, you can make a Padalicki platter with the Tiramisha and give yourself a Padamishau
Oooh! Can we just call it #Padacream? :P
An acquired taste, indeed. But one lick, and you're addicted, right?
That's called Padalapping the Padacream. :) #MyMindIsAPadamaze
Pastry Chef Gabriel's 'Just Desserts' specialty, please? Perhaps...Mystery Spotcake?
Ellen's hand-dipped MILF-chocolate-covered-pretzels for the stoner crowd?
Mary Winchester's Normal Apple Pie.

Sadly, the Impala can only whip up a mean case of Burning Rubber
Take home Bones' Best Table Scraps to your pets; doggie bags aren't just for humans, you know.
Of course if the food is too heavy at #Supernaturaldiner there's always Meta-episode-mucil to help you process it.
And for the occasional dining mishap, our hostess keeps a ready supply of Mystery Spot Remover. It's like the incident never happened. Until it reappears the next day..and the next day..and the next...

Laurenjabber_moose on April 13th, 2011 02:54 pm (UTC)


God, i'm hungry
Tiptoe39: food - wakkotiptoe39 on April 13th, 2011 03:12 pm (UTC)
i could really go for some Red-Hot Anna Hot Wings, man.
Sianne: Cas Halosi_star_x on April 13th, 2011 07:41 pm (UTC)
I'll take a bowl of Tiramisha. ♥
wickedvirtue on April 14th, 2011 02:13 am (UTC)
Everything is so witty and clever and GOOD GAWD AM I STARVING.
JagfanLJ: Lovejagfanlj on April 14th, 2011 07:23 am (UTC)
The Tiramisha sounds delicious. :D

I am somewhat surprised you don't have an After School Special, perhaps Scrambled Teddy Bear Brains?

I've been trying to locate the diner. Is it the one on Route 666, at the crossroads just past The Point of No Return?
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on April 14th, 2011 11:15 am (UTC)
A+++ :D
JagfanLJ: Lovejagfanlj on April 14th, 2011 11:40 pm (UTC)

It's an addiction. :D
I've got a series going for NCIS where I try to fit all the episode titles for one season into a ficlet. If you like writing games, it's a great way to challenge yourself.
Tiptoe39tiptoe39 on April 15th, 2011 01:10 am (UTC)
In my Heroes fandom days I wrote a series called Episodic Tangents where I wrote AU stories based on the episode titles. Always fun to try and fit these things in. I love wordplay <3